Author Archives: Solonor

Get mama’s pryin’ bar! We’re goin’ to the moovies!

Someone told me there was a new sequel to that movie I saw a while back. Ya know, the one with the lizard boy? I think his name was “Golldamn” or somethin’? I’m not too good with names. Anyway, since … Continue reading Continue reading

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We Have A Weener!

Congratulations, Scott! You’ll have a place of high honor at Solonor.com… as soon as we finish that wing of the building… um, you wouldn’t happen to have any crazy glue, wouldya? Continue reading

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Drum Roll…

5000th Commenter Race. Who will it be? (Yes, I’m stuck for a post. Bite me.) Continue reading

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And my right hip don’t feel too good neither…

Crap. Look like it’s back to typing one-handed for me. Went to the office Christmas party last night, which inexplicably included a bowling component. I started out with a ball that was too heavy and sprained the ring finger on … Continue reading Continue reading

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You Ain’t Got No Camera

When my brother was in Seattle, he saw this Cingular ad for their photo phones. Too funny. Continue reading

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Eek! Sauron’s Coming! Run Away!!

Here’s an amusing anecdote from the production of Return of the King. Apparently, when they created the new computer program to individually animate thousands of combatants in the final battle, they had trouble making the little soldiers stupid enough to … Continue reading Continue reading

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A blog from a broad?

I don’t know how my Aortal pick of the week got moved from Fridays to Mondays, but what the hell. Scoot on over to this week’s highlight: Jenni – that Bloggie Broad. Continue reading

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The Web Crawler Is Back

Here’s something to give Theresa and Annessa the will to live (at least until July). The Spider-Man 2 trailer! [ via skits ] Continue reading

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These Are The Days…

Man, it don’t get no better than this. In spite of the downpour today (or perhaps because of), it’s turned out to be one, nice Sunday. We sang our Christmas cantata in church today, and we made it through alive. … Continue reading Continue reading

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City Sidewalks, Busy Sidewalks

Well, we survived. In fact, we had a pretty good time. I kept the embarassment factor to a minimum, and the crowds weren’t all that bad. Now we’re going to settle in and watch A Muppet Family Christmas, which I … Continue reading Continue reading

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