Author Archives: Solonor

NaNoWriMo Panic Sets In

Dear Ms. Catalano, Damn! Damn! Damn! I hate you so much. Here I sit, 4 days from The Apocalypse, and I haven’t got the faintest idea what I’ll write about. You’ve already got your fancy, schmancy book deal with Oprah. … Continue reading Continue reading

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Carnival of the Vanities Time

Time for another unique take on the Carnival. This time it’s from Who Censored Blogger Rabbit? Continue reading

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Pumpkin Roots

Extreme Pumpkin Carving puts Halloween back where it belongs — into the care of psychopaths with sharp objects and too much time on their hands. God bless us, everyone. Continue reading

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Caveman Porn

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. How lame is that? That’s got to be one of the most overused statements ever. (Right up there with “How lame is that?”.) Sorry. [ via MJ … Continue reading Continue reading

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Mama taught me to share

I have “The Monster Mash” stuck in my head. You’re welcome. mwahahahaha… Continue reading

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This Monkey Boy Loves Cheese

After going missing for a bit, Solonor’s Aortal Site of the Week returns with a shout to one of the cheesiest blogs in town: The Cheese Stands Alone! Continue reading

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Hello White Sox Fans!

Except for the fact that this was done out of spite, some of these Cubs Suckcessories are really funny. Of course, some aren’t… Continue reading

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Stay Safe, West Coasters

CNN.com – At least 14 killed in California wildfires – Oct. 27, 2003 I’m saying extra prayers for you guys. Besides all the “normal” people that are caught up in this, there are bloggers like Batty, Skits, Joanie, Yvonne, Mikey … Continue reading Continue reading

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Fun With Furnishings

Remember the demon-spawned cabinet Whiny and I put together last year? Well, yesterday, the Mrs. and I decided that we needed a couple of book cases to divide our bowling-alley-shaped living room/dining room/cat domicile and to keep our ever-growing mountain … Continue reading Continue reading

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Geek-ward Ho!

Bill’s back! (Yay!) She just ain’t “legible” no more. Continue reading

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