What a strange coincidence. The same day Peat from DiVERSiONZ directs me to his post about The Bible (and Tolkien) For Lazy Or Busy People, I get an e-mail from Lambchop with a link to the Thumbnail Guide to RotK.
Just how lazy do you guys think I am?
Anyway, I am determined to top them both. Inspired by the Lord of the Rings haiku contest (but too late to enter it myself), I tried to write the entire plot in a haiku, then turned around and did it as a limerick.
Too bad they suck.
“Get a hobbit to do it.”
What is a hobbit?
Could be used to destroy everything.
Some folks went to melt it,
But a creature who’d helt it
Was determined to steal back the thing.
Can you do better? Lemme hear it.