Category Archives: The Big Screen

ROTK Extended Edition

Posted on September 13, 2004 by Solonor

I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself next year. It has become an annual tradition to salivate with anticipation over what goodies will be put into the latest Lord of the Rings DVD. This year’s entry appears … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Fanboy Squealing Time

Posted on August 6, 2004 by Solonor

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Not only is there a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Movie Blog, but there’s a teaser trailer! [ via Jason ] Continue reading →

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Go, and never darken my towels again!

Posted on August 4, 2004 by Solonor

It is the policy of Solonor’s Ink Well™ that any and all communications with the author of this weblog become the sole property of Solonor’s Ink Well™ and its subsidiaries. The Management reserves the right to reprint any e-mails sent … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Posted on August 3, 2004 by Solonor

Well the ones who bothered trying to guess the pictures that make up Solonor’s Five Pillars of Wise-ass Movie Comedy™ were dangerously close. So much so that I believe we are all a hive mind bent on assimilating you. (Relax. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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The central message of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”.

Posted on August 2, 2004 by Solonor

Good grief! I came home, and Whiny was watching A Fish Called Wanda. It’s not one of the Top 5, but it’s in the Top 10. The guesses have been very close on the Top 5. I’ll give you the … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?

Posted on August 2, 2004 by Solonor

I stumbled into yesterday’s movie when I turned on the TV. Coincidentally, today at lunch Sgt. Grump whips out his new DVD with the second pillar of movie comedy. If I didn’t believe in an all-loving deity before, I certainly … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Surely you can’t be serious?

Posted on August 1, 2004 by Solonor

There is nothing better for soothing a bruised inner child who just had a favorite player leave his baseball team (again) than a viewing of one of the movies that make up the five bedrocks of his lame sense of … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Spider-Man Squared

Posted on July 1, 2004 by Solonor

I’m not even going to try to do a serious movie review of Spider-Man 2. Just take what I said about Spider-Man and raise it to the power of two. It’s funnier, more exciting and better acted. I want to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Michael Moore is a big fat idiot…but look behind him…

Posted on June 28, 2004 by Solonor

We went to see Fahrenheit 9/11 on Saturday night. The 10 PM showing packed two theaters, and it was obvious that not everyone there was either a dyed-in-the-wool Michael Moore fan or a wild-eyed liberal. There was a high percentage … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Turning up the heat

Posted on June 28, 2004 by Solonor

We went to see Fahrenheit 9/11 on Saturday night. It’s taking me quite a while to write up exactly what I want to say about it. I will say this: I don’t care if you tell me it sucks. Just … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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