Kat is a good mom…especially if you’re a kid who’s about to get an F for not wearing the proper P.E. uniform. Sheesh!
Don’t tell my kids, but I think that P.E. is the single biggest waste of tax dollars in the universe. When I was in fifth grade, the moron P.E. teacher threatened to fail me and hold me back a year for not participating. Umm…moron, I was in the hospital! My other teachers brought me my homework, and I kept up and passed with flying colors. Yet, this dildo was going to flunk me…until my dad had a “discussion” with him and his boss. It weren’t purty.
Go get ’em, Kat.
I used to hate gym (or P.E.) with a passion. I would do almost anything to get out of participating. I once got a C in gym for not handing in my Health notebook on the right day. I agree – what a waste of time and money.
When I was in 7th grade, I was the smallest kid in school. So what does my dickwad gym teacher do? Pair me with the captain of the wrestling team when we’re learning wrestling.
The kid broke my collar bone badly — the snap froze everyone in the gym, it was so loud. The teacher then tried to pretend it wasn’t broken.
I hated gym with a passion.
Geez, I almost forgot about the high school gym teacher who thought it was funny to pair skinny little me (it was a looong time ago) with the biggest side of beef in the class ON THE TRAMPOLINE! He’d go up, jump down, and I swear I flew to the top of the gym…
Did you actually use the word dildo? 🙂
This, a day after referencing “Word Up?”
What has that Florida sun been doin’ to you?
And I would have loooved to have been a fly on the wall when your dad had his “discussion”…
So, who was the other guy on the trampoline, wouldn’t have been the gym teachers son, would it?
No it was that Mac truck, Gary Mullen!
AAAAAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAA…. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA. OH MY GOD. I’m picturing you on a trampoline with Gary freakin’ Mack Truck Mullen. Oh God….AAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHH.
OK, I’m better now. I can actually laugh because I know first hand how big and tough that freak of nature was. He pounded the S**T out of me one day on the bus when I was a sophomore. Not many people could do that to me, but he did it effortlessly. I had bruises for a couple weeks. And he was just “having fun” he was playing around and I happened to be in the way, he didn’t have any beef with me at all. Weird. I’d hate to see what he was like if he WAS mad.
PS. In case any readers in cyberspace were wondering. I’m a guy, not a girl. Domino was my (geek alert) D&D name, I just like using it (not that’s there’s anything wrong with that).
Mr. Mullen wasn’t so bad as to go about treating girls like punching bags. Of course I can’t vouch 100% for him, but I never saw him beating up girls, just lot’s of smaller guys (i.e., every guy in High School).
Great. Now I’m gonna get sued by Gary Mullen for defamation of character…either that or he’s gonna pound me! D&D? What’s that? And why would some dork use their character name online? 🙂
I think you’re safe. At least until they make web enabled Mack trucks (that go Whoop! Whoop!).
Gary Mullen… that is too funny. That’s one of those “I haven’t thought of that person in years” people… using the term person loosely. I imagine it must have been quite an event, that trampoline session.