February Referrer Madness

Ack! I almost forgot to give out the February referrer props!!

There were 11019 unique visitors in the horrid month of February, for a total of 356,200 hits. This was down slightly from January for two reasons:

  • February had three fewer days than January.
  • February sucked ass.

Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window.

  1. A Small Victory – Her leap to the pinnacle of the pile is not surprising, as she is a nasty glory hound who has slept her way to the top. Or so her critics tell me.
  2. Amish Tech Support – Rocketing from number 8 to number 2! I still can’t believe his site is on Blogger. Nobody can make that cookie cutter blog utility look that good.
  3. Gnome-Girl – Chey has a way with words. Words like “baybee” and “mwah” mostly, but I’ll take ’em!
  4. Too Much to Dream – I refuse to comment on her slippage from the Number One spot, because I don’t want to get hurt.
  5. Flablog – If they finally save the Florida State Library, what will he have left to write about? Much, I trust.
  6. The Gamer’s Nook – Seriously, it’s not too gamey over there at all. Not that I could smell tell anyway.
  7. Ho Ho Holy Shit – Was this site featured in the news somewhere or something? Because I got swamped with hits from it in February. Very strange…
  8. Anarchtica – Um, Eric? Whoo-hoo? Anybody home?
  9. Rhapsody in Blog – Ooh! A new entry!! Since I don’t see the Ink Well on the page, I am assuming the hits are going to the What’s Not to Like? blog. Works fer me!
  10. Random Ravings – Oooh. Down from Number Four. You’re slipping Brian. Get the lead out, fella.
  11. Da Goddess – Joanie is Da Goddess. ’nuff said.
  12. mtpolitics.net – He may be a member of the VRWC, but I’m easy. I’ll take hits from anyone. Besides I can’t resist the cool name – he’s from Montana and uses Movable Type. MTpolitics! Get it? Shaddap. I like it.
  13. About D@mn Time – Actually, I got all the hits from http://www.excessbloggage.com/tracy/, which isn’t the right URL anymore. It’s http://www.aboutdamntime.net/, so I shouldn’t really count it, should I?
  14. Daily Pundit – Another bunch of folks who tunneled into Solonor’s World via What’s Not to Like?.
  15. Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins – Even if I didn’t love Skits, I’d find a way to put her on the list for the name of her blog alone.
  16. Billegible – Thank God she finally found someone desperate intelligent enough to hire her. Now she can stop hanging around here all the time. Oh. Wait. She hasn’t been around here in weeks. Musta scared her off with my rapier wit.
  17. Are You Hep to the Jive? – Yet another beautifully named blog. I *heart* Kevin Parrott. Even if he is on Blogspot…
  18. Shattered Buddha – Oops. Did I just dis Blogspot again? Right before introducing my favorite Blogspotter, too. Oh, well. He’ll forgive me. I hope – since he now knows where I live… *gulp*
  19. EveTushnet – Another upstanding America lover. Well, she might be sitting, I dunno.
  20. On the Third Hand – The subtitle says it all – “Proud Members of the Brigade of Bellicose Women”. I know better than to razz MommaBear and Kathy Kinsley. My mama didn’t raise no fool. That happened later.

So, what I want to know is what happened to the Princess and the Dark Mistress? Where’s PromoGuy? Dandelion Wine? What about Dania and Statia and Chari? Or Mig and Brian?

Come on, people! If you’re not pimping Solonor, what are you doing with your life?

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13 Responses to February Referrer Madness

  1. robyn says:

    Dude, I am exempt from anything and any responsibility for the month of February. And if you’ve got a problem with that, I’d like to introduce my boot and your ass, capiche? 😉 Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go polish the tiara… *smooch*

  2. theresa says:

    Oh man, I totally fell off the boat in February. It’s the senioritis, I swear. 😡

  3. Scott says:

    Smells? Feh. ;P

  4. D says:

    In Mig’s defence I’d like to point out that Surreally servers crashed and haven’t come back up yet so he’s blogging at my place.

    And I moved out anyway, so there’s plenty of room.

  5. Solonor says:

    That’s a pretty lame excuse. “Wah. My site’s down, so I can’t send my legions of fans to Solonor’s Groovy site.”

    If he really cared, he’d think of a way. Whiners.

  6. dragonleg says:

    Damn, boy, i DID have your address, but i don’t now. I guess i gave it to that group of bums who told me that they didn’t have anyplace to stay.
    Anyway, PLEASE, send it to me again.
    I’m helping send Pepperkat to Europe!!

  7. -e- says:

    Oh yeah… February is right around the corner.
    Thanks for reminding me!

  8. skits says:

    *mwah* I luff you, too! 😀

  9. Gretchen says:

    Shoot, dude, I don’t know… I’d think with all the times I click on your link off my own blogroll, that would have given a significant amount of love! What up?

    I’ll try harder in March. I’m with Robyn, February was not a good month for me to be concentrating on the blogging. 🙂

  10. mtpolitics says:

    At least you didn’t use the long-standing joke about pointing to you head, and saying Montana’s initials…

    err…maybe I shouldn’t have said that out loud?

  11. Number… four…

    Okay, calm down, deep breath….

    I will let you live THIS TIME. >=[

  12. Da Goddess says:

    Oh honey! I didn’t see this beautiful link until just now. I feel so horrible for missing it when it was first posted.

    Will you ever forgive me?

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