Ultimate Punk Band Name

Scott thinks that he has found the ultimate punk band name. Bah! We came up with the ultimate punk band name a long time ago.

Remember when Wendy’s used to have tables with those old 1890’s catalog ads on them? Never mind if you don’t. Trust me.

Anyway, we were chompin’ on a double-cheeeeeburgah one day when we saw two phrases that had been accidentally cropped from their ads: torpid liver. artificial limbs.

In a flash, our next band name came to us…

TORPID LIVER AND THE ARTIFICIAL LIMBS!

Guess you had to be there…

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6 Responses to Ultimate Punk Band Name

  1. Scott says:

    I still like Me First and the Gimme Gimmes!

  2. Ric The schmuck says:

    Some of us were attempting the dreaded triple Cheeseburger…. sigh.
    Yes, you had to be there, and yes, it was good, dammit! 🙂

  3. Lynne says:

    The Hiroshima Topcats. But they only play speed-metal punk versions of Broadway show tunes. Think the Ramones doing “There is Nothing Like a Dame.” or the Sex Pistols covering “Memories”

  4. GeekGrrl says:

    My ex always wanted a band named “Throbbing Gristle”. What is it with guys and gross names, eh?

  5. Scott says:

    What’s not to love about a band who does “Mandy” and “The Rainbow Connection” as punk songs? I strongly recommend MF&TGG.

  6. blurp'n'roll says:

    best name ever of an unknown punk band is Caretakers of Deception, a psychedelic-punk outfit who cut a great 7″ back in 1967

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