Gotta get a family hearing test…

I’ve never seen either of the Bourne movies before, so we’re going to watch them before the next one comes out. This led to the following conversation:

ME: Hey, we’re gonna watch Bourne, you wanna join us?


ME: We’re watching Bourne.

PEPPERKAT: Oh! I thought you said “porn”!

WIFE (from the living room): Yep, we’re cranking up the porn out here. It’s good family fun.

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8 Responses to Gotta get a family hearing test…

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    {shakes head}

  2. Kim says:

    If they don’t watch porn with mom and dad, they’ll get it on the street. Better to keep it in your house, where you can supervise.

  3. Karan says:

    That’s a conversation that could have easily happened in our home….while the priest was here for dinner with the inlaws.

  4. I used to watch SkineMax with my Dad. That’s weird, but there was no internet back then, so I took my smut where I could get it.

  5. Ric The Schmuck says:

    BTW, I really liked the Bourne movies.

    Not much in the way of skin, but I still enjoyed them.

  6. Sherri says:

    Porn should always be watched as a family, so you can explain things, like why you are laughing.

  7. Obviously, you haven’t been to my childhood home:) Nothing more heart warming and Norman Rockwell-esque than watching The Devil In Miss Jones with your family after a hearty Sunday dinenr.

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