What will it take to convince you people? Does he have to take down your blog, too?
“Solonor’s just a raving lunatic,” you said.
“He’s just jumping up and down to get attention,” you said.
“Monkey,” you said. (Actually, that was Whiny, who’s feeling MUCH better, thanks).
I detailed the threat to the Blogospheranetiverse when Gretchen resorted to pie in a vain attempt to ward him off. Robyn and I uncovered who we thought the ringleaders of the terrah plot might be. We even raised the alert to Code Orange. But, unless it’s a cunning ruse to throw us off the trail, Michele and Christine were both hit by this madman today, as well.
I warned you, but did you listen? No. Of course you didn’t. You know best. And today we paid the price. 9 hours and 11 minutes of blog blackness.
One more time.
With feeling.
9 hours and 11 minutes.
Get it?
Nobody listen to poor Zathras.
Monkey!
There. I feel better, too.
I’m also suspicious of that Cory Doctorow guy and his Boing Boing passing me up. What’s up with that? And you honestly thought that I (who doesn’t even link to Dave Barry!) was behind all of it? Phsssh! 😉
Zathras used to no one listening. Is way of Zathras life.
Actually, my favorite quote is this:
“Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite, Zathras is finite, this
Yep, boing-boing is gunning for me, too. Bastages.
I knew it had to be something more dramatic than a fire to cut us all off from blogging yesterday 😛