Robots Never Cry.mp3
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Yes, it’s the latest in my long line of my silly recordings. This one’s even sillier.
From the CD that is soon to drive Justin Timberlake off the charts… whenever I finish the damned thing.
ROBOTS NEVER CRY
by Solonor Rasreth (It’s mine! You can’t have it!)
Boris was a robot in the middle of his life
Suzie was another that he hoped to make his wife
But Boris never told her everything he had to say
Now Boris sits alone and drinks martinis every day
Suzie met a cash machine she thought would bring her fame
She thought she was a singer who could really make a name
But Suzie had a voicebox that could bring a man to tears
Now Suzie’s dreams are shattered ‘cuz she sounds like Britney Spears
Robots never cry
They have their hopes and dreams like you and I
They look up and they want to touch the sky
But robots never cry
Martin did his duty while he dreamed of seeing Mars
He struggled in Detroit all day just putting trunks on cars
Every day he told himself that he was gonna run
But they shut down the factory and now his life is done
Robots never cry
They have their hopes and dreams like you and I
They look up and they want to touch the sky
But robots never cry
Voltar was a robot who had plans to rule the world
Every day he waited till his plot could be unfurled
But Voltar didn’t notice just how much the time went by
Now his brain’s outdated and his fuel cells all went dry
Robots never cry
They have their hopes and dreams like you and I
And sometimes life just pokes them in the eye
But robots never cry
Robots never cry
They have their hopes and dreams like you and I
They look up and they want to touch the sky
But robots never cry