Last chance for government-issue blindfolds!

Dear FTC,

I realize that it may be confusing you to have so many holidays happen right around the same time. Yes, it is the season for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and several other Yule celebrations. However, the last time I checked, April Fool’s Day was in, um, April.

Thank you for the laugh this morning, though. I truly appreciated it.

Your friend,

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6 Responses to Last chance for government-issue blindfolds!

  1. Ric the Schmuck says:


    {deep breath}


    Phew. That’s hard work this early in the morning, laughing like that. Glad our gummint is so successful.

  2. Sherri says:

    ya made me spew my cereal!

    Are they clowns before they get those jobs?

  3. Jules says:

    now if there was just an e-address for the FTC, so i could forward my “occasional” spam messages to them…

  4. Solonor says:

    I know you’re kidding, but technically, there is:

  5. Lisa says:

    Wow, I want some of what they’re on.

    Happy holidays to you and yours!

  6. shasta de guadalupe says:

    happy holi daze! 🙂

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