In the words of our poet-laureate, Britney Spears, “Whoops! I did it again.” I let my lawn revert to its jungle state. That’s why I’m getting one of the new Web-based Lawnmowers, as soon as possible.
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“Yessir, that’ll $10,000 for your new internet lawnmower system, and please remember not to call us when it misses large chunks at a time, or perhaps tips over going over a bump, hole or hill. You did realize that when you made the purchase, correct? It’s clearly stated, right here in the fine print, that in order for our fine product to work properly, you must have designed your lawn in such a manner that it is completely flat and perfectly square. How else would such a thing work, silly? Will that be check or credit card? Oh, now I’m the silly one, we can’t take a check for something like this!”