This is cool. I’m making my list (and checking it twice). If the morons at the RIAA win this one, here’s my list of people I am going to get to sue:
- The Phone Company – for allowing crooked telemarketers to use their system to try to rip me off
- The Postal Service – for allowing anthrax to be mailed to people (I might have gotten some of that! Best to sue for stuff I might have gotten, but didn’t, than to let those bastards at the Post Office get off scott free!)
- The State Highway Commission – for letting morons drive and almost kill me…not to mention the fact that there must be a bunch of getaway cars from some illegal activity out there (maybe even copyright violators!)
- The Electric Company – for letting crooks plug in the toaster at their hideouts (If they didn’t have their toast in the morning, they’d learn their lesson right quick!)
I can’t wait for the checks to roll in. Wait a second…how come the lights just went out?