So, now that fantasy football’s all done and rotisserie baseball hasn’t started, what’s a poor sports nut to do?
Well, if you’re not one of the fortunate ones with a Tolkien Baseball team, perhaps you could join the Fantasy Marching Band League.
FMBL started as a way for us band people to have a way to interact and have our own way of doing what we want with a band. There are Fantasy Leagues for every sport, and marching band is just as much of a sport as any other.
Meanwhile, Whiny is working on his own league: Rotisserie Chickens.
I suggested that one of the competitions could be DDR. Yep. Chicken Dance Dance Revolution…
(To quote my spouse: “You guys scare me.”)
I, myself, will be forming the Fantasy Fantasy League League, wherein you can pretend to be the owner of a fantasy sports league, putting points into areas such as popularity, creativity and merchandise.
(Hell, *I* scare me.)
Yup.
Great – the title of this post has sent me on a wormhole trip through time. I now have the song “Fantasy” by Aldo Nova in my head. I haven’t heard that song in what feels like a good 20 years. I’d forgotten I even knew it!
Could be worse, I suppose.
It gets worse….you could be humming the Fantasy Island theme like I am. de plane! de plane!