Look! Behind that Bush!

CNN.com – Ridge says al Qaeda planning attack – Jul 8, 2004

Say it with me, children… DUH!

So, if we already know this, and there’s “no precise knowledge of the time, place or method of attack,” I guess he needed to stand up in front of us and say, “Just wanted you to remember to be scared. In case you, like, forgot or something. M’kay?”

I’m glad you’re being vigilant. I’m glad you’re watching out for terrorists and stopping them when you can. Keep up the good work. But you don’t have to issue vague threats every week just to make sure we know you’re doing your job!

And stop calling it the fricking HOMELAND. It’s giving me the creeps. Thanks.