Anyone else? Bueller?

The crushing throng of suckers nice people who nearly jumped out of their skins at the chance for their very own Ink Well author credentials was overwhelming. Their excitement could be summed up in the phrase: “Yeah, whatever dude. Erm…what’s a blog?”

I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t want to sully my reputation by being associated with this piece of tripe either. In fact, I don’t know why you’re reading this now instead of doing real work. Slacker.

Yes, I am looking forward to the Lemony Snicket movie. Why do you ask?

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2 Responses to Anyone else? Bueller?

  1. kat says:

    I didn’t know you needed one. My writing is bland and boring and lacks the flair of your blog ‘dopted daddy.
    Hope you find someone worthy of the inkwell.

  2. Karan says:

    Lemony Snicket! Yes!!

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