It’s time once more to see where all the nice people come from.
We had 18079 unique visitors in March for a total of 513868 hits. March kicked February’s ass in many ways. Good things happened to people in March. They got houses and found jobs and generally enjoyed themselves. Yay!
So here are the:
Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window
- Annoyed As Hell – Skits project to rant and rave at the annoying forwarded e-mails, rumors, hoaxes, jokes and other timewasters was my number one fan last month. Timewasting is my life.
- Ain’t Too Proud to Blog – La Princessa is back!
- A Small Victory – Michele is the anti-bloggie.
- Gnome-Girl – I know I’m supposed to be boycotting her, but I’m weak. So sue me.
- Big Pink Cookie – She won the Anti-Bloggie for Biggest A-List Suckup. I like to think that’s because she comes around here a lot. (And I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you, too.)
- Amish Tech Support – Did I mention how much I hate Laurence Simon? Bastidge. One day, I will own all his Blogshares, and he will rue the day. Rue it, I say! Let the rue-ing begin!
- The Gamer’s Nook – Home of the SGCBL Misty Mountain Hop and other stuff…
- Florida Blog – See? Serious people do read this blog. So nyah!
- Shattered Buddha – Then again, so do people like Dragonleg… ;p
- Ho Ho Holy Shit – Michele, will you turn that damned thing off already!
- EveTushnet – More spillover from her What’s Not To Like? entry. WNTL is still open, by the way, and has over 500 entries!
- Dania’s Dailies – Some say she’s on this list because of nepotism. I say it’s because she’s trying to quit smoking and drinking AND diet all at once and will hurt me if she’s not.
- C:\PIRILLO.EXE – Quick! Name a bigger geek than Chris Pirillo. Trick question! There isn’t one.
- Dandelion Wine – Theresa’s blog is all freshly smilie-fied. Go over and fill her comments with the blinking characters provided.
- Are You Hep To The Jive? – Kevin Parrot is very hep. Now with 50% less jive!
- Inside Gretchen’s Head – Quick! Name a cooler chick than Gretchen Pirillo. Trick question! There isn’t one. Now with 50% more pie!
- The .NET Guy – Omigod… Brad beat Lisa in the list! In fact, where the hell is she? She’s obviously not doing enough to promote my site. Bad Unix Gal. I shall have to whine at her at Gnomedex.
- Brian Kane Online – I recently discovered that I probably met Mr. Kane when I was a debater geek in high school in Maine. This would account for the fact that we argue a lot (as if).
- Anything But Ordinary – GeekGrrl doesn’t need any more publicity. That Best New Weblog was mine, cheater!
- Blissfully Bitter – She’s redesigned her site since the Nude Blog Awards made her 50% more bitter by giving the award for “Weblogger We’d Like to See Nude” to Wil Wheaton. Can you say Fark?
My clever response?
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
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So… if I start sucking up to some of those people, maybe I can get an award for sucking up to people who suck up to A-List bloggers?
What the heck is an A-List blogger, anyway?
It’s all the blogs that start with an “A” simon. Thus the “A” List. ::giggle::
Solonor, I think I should advise you that your comment regarding the Gal o’ Unix is seriously jeopardizing your stock… I quote:
GeekGrrl: “The .NET Guy – Omigod… Brad beat Lisa in the list! In fact, where the hell is she? She’s obviously not doing enough to promote my site. Bad Unix Gal. I shall have to whine at her at Gnomedex.”
GeekGrrl: ^^From Solonor’s March Referrer Madness post
Lisa: Oh, how funny!
Lisa: I should sell his stock 😉
That wink? That’s her Super Serious Business Face. She never uses that when she’s joking. As your counsel in this matter, I advise you to revise your statement. It is in the best interest of Solonor Industries.
Solonor Industries – the nation’s leading supplier of pocket lint and piranha bait – would like to apologize to any viewers who were offended by recent statements made by its founder and president, Solonor Rasreth.
Any pronouncements made by Mr. Rasreth which may have been misconstrued by certain troublemakers *cough*GeekGrrl*cough* to demean the fine name of UnixGal were obviously written by someone else.
Those responsible have been sacked.
How the hell did you get traffic from me?! I don’t think I’ve ever linked to you. Man, my comments are powerful. I oughta make a little graphic for people to post to their blogs to say that they’re a Snozberry. Wow. I wonder if I’d hit #1 if I add you to my blogroll. Hrm…
Wait. Nevermind. You link to TSS, but not CFH. We’re better. Not like I’m biased or anything.
Oh, you refer to me all the time. You tell everyone how great Solonor is at least once a week. Don’t ya read your own blog, ya goofball? ;p
It is true that Leo never comments here. Does that make you better or him a bigger star? (You’d think that cousin Patrick would show up once in awhile, though…)
Dear Sir,
GeekGrrl L.L.C. politely requests that you cease and desist with the slander of the GeekGrrl™ name and all trademarks.
We have witnesses sir, that will attest to said statement being posted on your website at precisely the time you posted it. (I am unable to include the exact time at this point due to your funky time scheme… )
We also have character witnesses prepared to attest that you have consistently bought your competitors pocket lint and passed it off as your own.
Sir, for your sake, I urge you to take this matter seriously.
Sincerely,
B. Alonee
Attorney At Law, GeekGrrl L.L.C.
My clever response?
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
Hrm… would that make me “B” list, since I’m “bigSimon”…? I guess that wouldn’t be so bad.
And who is this Chris Prillo guy anyway? *wink*
Or Pirillo, as the case may be. Bad fingers!
I’m not quitting drinking! Jeez, you make you sound like i’m a damn alchohlic! lol…I quit drinking COFFEE ‘tard
Oh ya, plus Mister mittens i’m kicking your ass too at Gnomedex…
alcoholic too….
k..i’m not posting anymore. lol
Oops! I meant coffee. I typed it out “quit drinking coffee”. I swear! 🙂
Now i’m a damn alcholic…
I just wanted people to know that I didn’t quit drinking…I don’t drink a lot in the first place…but that…
Now i’m a damn alcholic…
I just wanted people to know that I didn’t quit drinking…I don’t drink a lot in the first place…but that…
Dania – better not quit drinkin’! You owe me a drink, lady! 😉
Booyah. Back in the top 20 where I belong 🙂
i think you owe me a public apology rotflmao
Lisa..Uhh Hells no! I’ll be drinkin! and i owe you more than one drink!
Dania the REFORMED-cracksmokin–cigarettesmokin’-blogwhore
Oh I just added the whole blogwhore in for effect…lmao
I’m sorry people think you’re a reformed smokin’ drinkin’ blogwhore. But at least you admit you have a problem. That’s the first step.
YES! I’m #2! I’m #2! Back with a bullet, baby!
How did I maintain my top ten ranking? Damn, I wasn’t online much for about a week.
Heheh.
Does Patrick have a blog? I haven’t gone tracking down anyone other than Chris from the network.
Now Sumi . . . Mmmm!
I ain’t never heard of no fellow named Chris Pirillo and is he still writing stuff on his chest?
I’m serious.
No, i’m not.
Yes, i am.
No, i’m not.
Dammit. I thought I’d be in the top 20 for sure! After all the late nights I spent clicking on my own sidebar links and driving up my referer rating at other people’s sites, you’d think I’d at least get a frickin mention. What the hell does it take to be an A-List Blogger? I do everything! I suck up, I bend over, I swallow…
Oopsy. Too much information, huh?
“What the hell does it take to be an A-List Blogger?”
I dunno. Let’s ask Christine…
My Favorite People
Today I’m stealing borrowing a page from my posse (who, I might add, is conspicuously absent from my stats). 😉 Here are my top referrers for March: (10) Crystal (9) d4rkraven (8) Edge (7) Theresa (tie) (7) Brandy (tie) (6)…