…or be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!

I know there are skeptics among us who don’t believe that Santa could have delivered their prezzies this morning. Once upon a time, these folk would have been chastised as party poopers for not believing in magic.

But this is the 21st century. This is the age of reason. We no longer need to belittle people for their lack of faith. We can use science!

Santa and the elves have ” . . . advanced knowledge of electromagnetic waves, the space/time continuum, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and computer science (that) easily trumps the know-how of contemporary scientists,” says North Carolina State University

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3 Responses to …or be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!

  1. MJ says:

    HO HO HO! Here’s wishing the Norton household a merry merry Christmas! May all your geeky dream come true, ya old lug!

  2. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Happy Christmas!

  3. Brian says:

    We must have seen that Invader Zim promo about a gazillion times. After a point, my daughter refused to even be in the same room when it was on because it was just too effin’ creepy.

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