I know there are skeptics among us who don’t believe that Santa could have delivered their prezzies this morning. Once upon a time, these folk would have been chastised as party poopers for not believing in magic.
But this is the 21st century. This is the age of reason. We no longer need to belittle people for their lack of faith. We can use science!
Santa and the elves have ” . . . advanced knowledge of electromagnetic waves, the space/time continuum, nanotechnology, genetic engineering and computer science (that) easily trumps the know-how of contemporary scientists,” says North Carolina State University