Dear Ms. Catalano,
Damn! Damn! Damn! I hate you so much. Here I sit, 4 days from The Apocalypse, and I haven’t got the faintest idea what I’ll write about. You’ve already got your fancy, schmancy book deal with Oprah.
You suck.
Love,
Solonor
p.s. I was just kidding. Please, don’t write me out of your will.
Time for another unique take on the Carnival. This time it’s from Who Censored Blogger Rabbit?
Extreme Pumpkin Carving puts Halloween back where it belongs — into the care of psychopaths with sharp objects and too much time on their hands.
God bless us, everyone.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
How lame is that? That’s got to be one of the most overused statements ever. (Right up there with “How lame is that?”.) Sorry.
[ via MJ ]
I have “The Monster Mash” stuck in my head.
You’re welcome.
After going missing for a bit, Solonor’s Aortal Site of the Week returns with a shout to one of the cheesiest blogs in town: The Cheese Stands Alone!
Except for the fact that this was done out of spite, some of these Cubs Suckcessories are really funny.
Of course, some aren’t…
CNN.com – At least 14 killed in California wildfires – Oct. 27, 2003
I’m saying extra prayers for you guys.
Besides all the “normal” people that are caught up in this, there are bloggers like Batty, Skits, Joanie, Yvonne, Mikey and LeeAnn who are too danged close to this for comfort.
Remember the demon-spawned cabinet Whiny and I put together last year? Well, yesterday, the Mrs. and I decided that we needed a couple of book cases to divide our bowling-alley-shaped living room/dining room/cat domicile and to keep our ever-growing mountain of crap off the floor. This time, we wanted to see if we could avoid the put-it-together-yourself-and-let-loose-demon-ant-hordes stuff. So, we drove around, stopping in some lovely second-hand furniture stores and generally making nuisances of ourselves. (Bigger nuisances than usual, I mean.)
Bill’s back! (Yay!)
She just ain’t “legible” no more.
