Pretty Vacant

Sorry. I was too busy doing my happy dance to go back to see what Mr. Dyke actually said. Yes, he did say that the BBC would be opening up its archives. However, as someone in the rec.music.classical.recordings newsgroup points out, they don’t own the rights to everything they have. “Until BBC lawyers go through the exhaustive work of clearing the rights to redistribute the old shows online, we won’t know if the Creative Archive will include John Cleese classics or just old News 24 clips.”

Here are the actual words he spoke, so you don’t have to get it filtered through my rose-colored glasses:

Looking ahead, let me give you one example of the kind of thing the BBC will be able to do in the future.

The BBC probably has the best television library in the world. For many years we have had an obligation to make our archive available to the public, it was even in the terms of the last charter. But what have we done about it?

Well, you all know the problem. Up until now, this huge resource has remained locked up, inaccessible to the public because there hasn’t been an effective mechanism for distribution.

But the digital revolution and broadband are changing all that. For the first time, there is an easy and affordable way of making this treasure trove of BBC content available to all.

Let me explain with an easy example.

Just imagine your child comes home from school with homework to make a presentation to the class on lions, or dinosaurs, or Argentina or on the industrial revolution. He or she goes to the nearest broadband connection – in the library, the school or even at home – and logs onto the BBC library. They search for real moving pictures which would turn their project into an exciting multi-media presentation. They download them and, hey presto, they are able to use the BBC material in their presentation for free.

Now that is a dream which we will soon be able to turn into reality.

We intend to allow parts of our programmes, where we own the rights, to be available to anyone in the UK to download so long as they don’t use them for commercial purposes. Under a simple licensing system, we will allow users to adapt BBC content for their own use. We are calling this the BBC Creative Archive. When complete, the BBC will have taken a massive step forward in opening our content to all – be they young or old, rich or poor. But then it’s not really our content – the people of Britain have paid for it and our role should be to help them use it.

So, basically, the intention is to give access to as much archival material as it owns to BBC subscribers (those who pay the license fee). This may include all those wonderful BBC shows. Or not. I’ve seen articles and quotes both positive and negative. But for now, I’m doing my best Emily Litella.

“Never mind.”

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Anarchy in the UK

This is perhaps the coolest news since…um…well…since ever! According to Greg Dyke, the director general of the BBC, the BBC archive will be open to the public.

For free.

Seriously.

I am not joking.

Soon (and I realize that soon is a relative term), you will be able to download everything from Absolutely Fabulous to the Vicar of Dubley. Just think of it. And stop drooling. All the Black Adder, Doctor Who, Fawlty Towers, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Monty Python, Thin Blue Line, and Young Ones your cable modem and DVD burner can handle.

I have to lie down…

[ via Les ]

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Two frickin’ games is all I ask

I’ve bound and gagged the annoying little voice in my head named reality long enough to delude myself into thinking I have a chance to win a bet with a disgusting Yankee fan.

Pray for me.

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Stop That Man!

His plans for world domination have apparently been put on the backburner (for now). But if we all don’t keep our collective eyes on him, he may rise up again. We can’t let that happen. We’ve got to take turns keeping track of his movements. So, Solonor’s Aortal Site of the Week™ is Buzzstuff… just in case…

[Grooving to: Milk Cow Blues by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band]
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Tell Me A Story, Uncle Walt

OK. Show of hands. How many of you rushed into the theaters to see Finding Nemo because of the animation techniques? I mean, did you actually sit down and choose between Nemo and Rugrats Go Wild! on the fact that one was 3-D and the other 2-D? Or because you heard that one was hilarious and the other one sucked?

And just how were you able to resist the lure of those unique character voices in Sinbad? I mean, come on people! They spent big money to get Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer for those parts. What do you mean you’d rather have Phil Harris, Sterling Holloway and Pat Carroll? Who the hell is Mary Kay Bergman?

It couldn’t be that after the first few Pixar presentations, you stopped going “Wow! That’s looks cool” and started watching them because they were good stories? Puh-leeze. Trust us. The only reason you went to see Ice Age was because it was 3-D. And that’s why Disney is laying off its traditional animators.

I can’t fathom the stupidity of corporate management sometimes.

For an even better take on the subject, go read Todd’s guest entry at Ain’t Too Proud to Blog.

[Grooving to: Excuse Me by Buck Owens]
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Just Out of Reach

It is an inescapable law of nature or something. If we move, we’ll move someplace just out of reach of what would be our favorite TV and radio stations.

Seriously. Every time we have arrived in a new location, we’ll find out that the PBS station we get is nice… but the one in the next market is showing Black Adder and Red Dwarf. Whereas, ours just finished a complete run of Dr. Who and has decided to lay off the cult British shows for a while.

Or else we see that the classic rock station in our town is ok… but the ones on either coast kick its butt. You could get old-time country… if you just lived a bit further the other way. The college radio station is fine… but there’s a cooler one on the other side of town (too bad they have the power output of a cheap walkie talkie).

Does any of this make even the remotest sense to anyone? Or is this a complex I picked up from straining to hear static-filled AM broadcasts from New York, Chicago and Wheeling, West Virginia, on my crystal radio?

[Grooving to: You Really Got Me by Revolver]
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Carnival of the Vanities #49

Take a tour of the starship Intrepid with this week’s Carnival host: Creative Slips.

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Well, I asked for it…

Like most of you, I spend most of my sleepless nights agonizing over the question: “Which meme is right for me?” I mean, I can’t just jump on every bandwagon that comes rumbling down the yellow brick road in front of my house. So, I’ve avoided this “Interview Game” like the chicken shit discerning consumer that I am.

Alas, my dream of making it through life without succumbing to the temptation of answering five pointless questions with equally pointless answers has come crumbling down in a screaming hissy-fit of reality. ‘cuz, if my evil twin falls for it, the cursed bond betwixt us means I am fated to follow her down into the garbage disposal of life. It’s like I’m crazy glued to her butt or something.

There are worse things. Trust me.

And so, I will participate in the dreaded Interview Game. The rules of which are:

1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond; I’ll ask you five questions.
3. You’ll update your website with my five questions, and your five answers.
4. You’ll include this explanation.
5. You’ll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

My responses to the queries of Branalicious follow.

1. what does your ideal t-shirt or bumper sticker slogan say?
Hmmm… it’s either “I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.” or “You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.” I can’t decide.

2. situation: your house is on fire, and you know Dave Barry is inside. (your family and pets are safely huddled on the lawn.) the fireman tells you that you’ve got time to save him. do you a) dash back in, calling his name while stamping out flames on your bathrobe, b) dash back in, roast a marshmallow, and wonder if you’ve got time to save your Revolver photos, or c) dash back in, throw him a cell phone, and laugh sardonically on the way out?
Who’s Dave Barry?

3. let’s say you have the chance to BE either Charles Lindbergh or Orville Wright for a day. which man do you choose? (and why?)
That’s easy. Orville.

Besides having a cooler name (I mean Orville or Chuck? C’mon!), he had someone there with him while he was pioneering flight. His brother, Wilbur (another cool name), got to say stuff like, “Shit! That wasn’t flying! You were only up there for 12 goddamn seconds! What have you been eating, fat bastard?” And Orville could reply that he was the one risking his neck trying to get a paper mache-covered bicycle off the ground, so shut the hell up!

By contrast, the best Lucky Lindy could do was look out the window and wonder why the flight attendant hadn’t brought him his damned peanuts, yet.

Of course, if I were Lindbergh, I’d get to have Jimmy Stewart portray me. The best I could do as Orville would be Rowan and Martin.

Life’s complicated like that.

4. your house is on fire again, and you have time to choose only five movies from your collection. what are they?
If I can cheat and count all the Lord of the Rings movies as one, then I will. If I can’t, then I will anyway. So:

  1. Lord of the Rings
  2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (though I don’t know why…I’ve got the darn thing memorized already)
  3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  4. Young Frankenstein
  5. The Wizard of Oz

My Top 20 Movies List is online (duh).

5. Kid Rock: stud, or dud?
Ewww! Anyone who likes Kid Rock (even secretly, as a guilty pleasure) has issues, man. Worse than admitting you like Bread (no, not Bread, Bread!)

There! I’m done. That wasn’t so bad. Now, it’s your turn. All the cool kids are doing it. And, now, so am I!

[Grooving to: Next To You by The Police]
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The Wind

I missed the Warren Zevon special on VH1 Sunday night, damn it. But I’m listening to what will likely be his final album, The Wind, online right now (yeah, VH1 lets you hear the whole thing, not just snippets!).

Knocking on Heaven’s Door. Awesome. Just awesome.

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Hey! D’s Back!

Acerbia: Returner.

[Grooving to: Train Of Love by Johnny Cash]
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