Redneck Haiku

Posted on March 5, 2003 by Solonor

In the spirit of “Married by America” (or at least my vision of its potential), I bring you: Redneck Haiku.

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you’re my cousin

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Married By America

Posted on March 4, 2003 by Solonor

Our house is a little strange. The whole thing is oddly shaped inside, and we don’t use the rooms for the purposes that they were originally designed.

For example, our garage is not a garage at all. It’s a combination bedroom, laundry room and hiding place for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. If there is one last Japanese soldier who doesn’t know WWII is over, he’s in there somewhere.

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Would You Like To Play A Game?

Posted on March 4, 2003 by Solonor

“Is it bigger than a bread box?” Does anyone even know what a bread box is anymore?

20Q.net is an experiment in artificial intelligence. Hey! I need me some of that. It is the age-old game of twenty questions, where you think of an object and the guesser asks yes or no questions to narrow down the possibilities. In this case, the twist is that the guesser is a computer that supposedly learns to become a better guesser as more people play the game.

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Carnival of the Vanities #24

Posted on March 4, 2003 by Solonor

Some people said he was too damned old to take on such a task. Others said he was too damned ornery. I just kept my opinions to myself. Because if you can’t say something nice…

Ladies and gentlemen, my new best friend Acidman is done.

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Parallel Parking Made Simple

Posted on March 4, 2003 by Solonor

Did you ever have trouble finding a Parking Spot?

Yes, this is Solonor’s Daily WTF?. Enjoy.

[ via Rocketdog Blog ]

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Guilt

Posted on March 4, 2003 by Solonor

Her (watching me do dishes this morning): I’m sorry. I should have done those dishes yesterday.
Me: Bah! I should have done them two days ago. I see your guilt and raise you!
Her (grinning and walking off): O.K. You win.

So much for my poker skills…

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I Want Your Job, Barry!

Posted on March 3, 2003 by Solonor

Not that I’m in immediate danger of losing my job (I hope), but circumstances at my current place of employ lead me to ask:

IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW I CAN BECOME A FABULOUSLY WEALTHY SYNDICATED COLUMNIST, PLEASE E-MAIL SOLONOR AT SOLONOR DOT COM!!

Of course, I would still take rock star or lotto winner gigs, if available…

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Monday Mission 3.09

Posted on March 3, 2003 by Solonor

Whoo! It’s still Monday, and I finished the Monday Mission!

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Purple Dino Dreams

Posted on March 3, 2003 by Solonor

Well, the Nude Weblog Awards winners have been announced.

It looks like Chey is gonna be turning her blog purple. In spite of our best efforts, her threat to turn to a Barney motif if she didn’t win only awaits her throwing the switch. Everyone should go over there and beg her one last time to reconsider!

Oh, and thanks a freaking lot Farkers. Just what we need: Winner of “Weblogger We’d Like To See Nude” is Wil Wheaton. I have to go poke my eyes out with a spork now…

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I Found Inner Peace

Posted on March 3, 2003 by Solonor

I have found the source of all wisdom and beauty. Can anything be more profound than MonkeyTongue?

Please, stare for awhile and let the refresh take you deeper into Nirvana… ommmmmmm…

The sad part is that this is the post that will be up at the top all day.

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