SGCBL: More Addictive Than Crack

Posted in the forum (I added the hyperlinks):

This stupid game has taken over my life! I even downloaded and installed OpenOffice just so I’d have a spreadsheet (which I had to LEARN) with which to keep track of everything about my team! I spend WAAAAAAY too much time on this STUPID GAME!

And I WARNED you beforehand NOT to do this! I KNEW this would happen! I’M ADDICTED TO STATISTICAL BASEBALL GAMES! I’M ADDICTED TO BASEBALL STATS! I’M ADDICTED TO BASEBALL HISTORY!

YOU, YOU- STATISTICAL BASEBALL GAME PUSHER! Getting your thrills by tormenting STATISTICAL BASEBALL GAME JUNKIES!

HAVE YOU NO SHAME? HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION FOR THE MENTALLY WEAK AND UNSTABLE?

Oh- I can’t continue. I have to get back to going thru the Free Agents. Again. For the 37th time. In the last two weeks. I might find someone I (and everyone else) may have overlooked!

::: whining pitifully ::: I want my life back!

Mwahahaha… zee plan is working purrrrrfectly…

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4 Responses to SGCBL: More Addictive Than Crack

  1. Scott says:

    Poor Grump…

  2. SgtGrump says:

    ::: nervous; eyes darting; trembling :::
    What to do? Can’t trade. Past trading deadline. No free agents of any potential whatsoever left to sign. All gone. Next games not ’til Monday. That’s FOREVER from now! What to do? Need to talk trades. Need to sign free agents. Can’t. Games not until Monday. What to do? Can’t trade! What to do? NEED SGCBL FIX! NEED SGCBL FIX! NOW!

  3. Scott says:

    I feel your pain, Grump, I do.

  4. Sunidesus says:

    I think you’re all nuts! But then I have a spreadsheet keeping track of what TV show episodes are on what VHS tapes, so I’m just as nutty, but in a different way.

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