She weighs the same as a duck!

By the way, we’re burning Natalie at the stake.


Because either she has the power to predict the future, and she has not used said power to make us all rich, or Deion Sanders stole her idea, and she has not used said fact to sue him and make us all rich.

Either way… she’s toast.*

*Yes, that was painful, wasn’t it?

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6 Responses to She weighs the same as a duck!

  1. This is bizarre. OK, I need her to buy me a Powerball ticket.

  2. Linkmeister says:

    I want one. It incorporates the two most important words there are for countertop appliances: Dishwasher safe.

  3. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Spooky, ain’t it?

    And damn Tyson foods, all to hell! They are closing their Jordans Meats division, which is responsible for the god-awful-for-you-but-delightful-to-eat red hot dogs that I absolutley love.

    ahem. Spooky hot dog dream, that.

  4. Ooshka says:

    From Though it is true that the property housing the Portland production facility for Jordan’s Meats has been closed and will be sold, Jordan’s red hot dogs will go on. The famous — and beloved — “Red Snappies” sold under the Jordan’s brand have been produced by an independent Bangor meat packer for some time and continue to be readily available. It was just a bad dream Ric….Did you take your antacid before eating that juicy red hot dog last night before bed? -Oo

  5. Solonor says:

    Yay! I would hate to see the red dogs go away (even though I never see them anymore).

  6. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Bless our little Ooshka (and his tail).

    As someone often says, he is a vast cesspool of useless information.

    Though in this case, his information is most useful, and welcome. I am some happy to hear my favorite bad-food is still gonna be clogging my arteries in the future.

    Wait a minute. Ooshka was here and made a comment? Wow!

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