Well, it’s all sewn up now. After several weeks of considering the possible outcomes, Al Gore decided not to run in 2004 against wKen. A smart move, if you ask me. There was no chance for him to win the Democratic nomination, much less the presidency–especially after Suzie was tapped as wKen’s running mate.
wKen’s press release when announcing his candicacy puts it best:
Who better defines sexy leadership in this 21st Century than I do? Nobody. I am intelligent, articulate, and sexual without lying or cheating. I am not in bed with big corporations or other special interests, and cannot be bought (though a daily rental may be available).
So, there you have it. Gore’s down, so there’s nobody but The Shrub left to beat. As Suzie put it: “We’re so gonna win.”
I still think Suzie should be on top.
Of the ticket, you preverts!