The Road to Wealth

You’ve probably seen this bit of investment advice passed around the Internet, but I like it:

“If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser beer, not the stock, one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $75.00.

My current investment advice is to drink heavily and be sure to recycle.”

[Forwarded by Ric the Schmuck]

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One Response to The Road to Wealth

  1. tunde says:

    I like it, I like it alot!!!

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