The way to a woman’s heart

Come closer, guys, and I’ll tell you the secret of making your woman happy on Valentine’s Day.

While she’s off volunteering to sit with a gaggle of Girl Scouts at a cookie booth…


CLEAN THE FRICKING HOUSE!

It works for me. Your mileage may vary.

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3 Responses to The way to a woman’s heart

  1. Jenni says:

    YOU ROCK!! *mwah* (for your lovely wife, of course)

  2. Jen says:

    That would be a miracle of epic proportions if that happens in my house…

    My hubby would become a diety.

  3. pippa says:

    Yep. That would work for me, especially if it lacked the constant “Where does this go?” that I usually hear.

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