I am sorry, but I’ll have to finish the Gnomedex story later, when it will have lost its relevance. If you still laugh, then I’ll know I’ve done a good job. I need to step away from the computer to recharge my batteries. I’d like to write something funny or insightful, but I just don’t have the energy.
To those that understand: Thanks. I love you.
To those that don’t: Bite my shiny metal ass.