Overtaken by Events: Nobody Expects the Carnival of the Vanities!!
68 entries tied together with the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Hey, if he took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?
I’ve heard you use MOCK FROG!
Ni! here too 😉