And now, please, a moment of silence. Today is the last day of school.
It doesn’t have quite the “Oh my God the rugrats will be hanging around the house whining about being bored” impact that it used to. Whiny will be looking for a summer job and learning to *shudder* drive. Pepperkat will be traipsing all over this country and Europe starting Friday. But for all you busy moms and dads with busy young ‘uns, I remember. This valium’s for you.