Been popping in and doing these things all over the place, but I really scared myself with how much I know about Statia. Either that or her questions were really, really easy. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.
So, take the Friend Test.
And NO CHEATING!
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YAY! I’m the high scorer! FOR NO! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
You broke it. It doesn’t work now.
I got a 70.
Hah! I know you better than Speaker does!
Okie, it’s working again. Scott and I share the high score! And we didn’t even cheat! Solly, you can check and see that we have some different answers.
I got 50.
I think I need to study more.
Yeah right. 😉
50%… Bah. That’s what I get for drinking the night before the big test…
w00t! I am a high scorer, too.
Eat THAT Speaker!
DAMN!
damn. I knew I should have cheated.
OK, I admit there’s 1 unfair question on there. But y’all should be getting 90’s on this thing. What kind of minions are you? :p
I am deeply concerned. I was prepared for a 90. Getting an 80 has me worried. I’ll admit, the movie question threw me, but I wonder where I missed the other one….. I’ll guess it was on the last one. Oh well.
I’m only ten points away from being your wife!
That’s what the test is for, right? To find the next Mrs. (or double Mr.) Rasreth?
I’m not sure which I missed – the movie one or the adult beverage one, but I’m thinking it’s one of those.
Hell yeah! When she finally gets tired of my crap, I want to have a backup plan.
Of course, since you weren’t perfect, I’ll have to keep waiting. *sigh*
Now I KNOW I’m glad I didn’t ace the test! 🙂
Wait just a gol-darned minute here. YOUR Minions!? YOU ALL WILL BE MY MINIONS! “I” Am the GEEK LORD! BOW B4 M3!
-5P34K3R!
Speaker, sit down before you hurt yourself.
Now, bow before your game master, he who holds your puny experience points and your novelized character’s fate in his mighty grasp!
Come Son of Jor-El! Kneel before Brain Guy!
Snoochie boochies! Hahahahahahahah!!!!
But I am the REAL power, you are but a FIGURE HEAD game MASTER! Bow down now to ME the Speakmiester!
Cuz it’s my BIRTHDAY my buh buh buh BIRTHDAY
(note: it’s not REALLY my buh buh buh Birthday)
Oh, it’s on now, boy.
You drive to my house. I drag your candy ass on a three hour trip for the honor of playing in my games, bitoch.
A three hour tour, a three hour tour
Sorry, I went to the happy place. Heh.
There is a reason that I am the game master. I am the master of the game (not to be confused with The Lord of the Dance) and thus of your fate!
Look BIOTCH (note NOT Bitoch HA HA HA Geek Lords do not make Tpyos!)
I make the trip to your house and give you the honor of having ME in one of your puny games and you treat your lord and master this way!? How DARE you!
Next time I come I’m NOT bringing drinks! 😛
-Speaker
The typo was intentional worm! I was ensuring that I had your full attention.
(By the way, you misspelled ‘typos’, but I’m sure you meant to do it. Copycat.)
I could easily run my game without you or your puny dwarf.
Size does matter!
oh yeah…well . . .
DOUBLE DUECE!!!!!!!!
Quadruple Deuce!!!
OwOwOwOwOwOw… Toe cramp…
“Kick him in the nards!”
“Speaker don’t got nards!”
“Do it!”
WHAP!
“uggghhh…”
“Speaker gots nards…”
PENTUPLE DUECE!!
What, huh? FIVE!? ……
OHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
AND I DO NOT HAVE NARDS!…no..um..wait, that can’t be right…
Um…Since you let fly a pentuple deuce, it is quite obvious what junk you have and do not have.
I could have lived my whole life without that visual.
Ewwwww…
(Solly is gonna kill us when he checks his e-mail…)
Isn’t he though, but it’s okay since he is our minion….he must deal and bow before us!!
That’s fine, as long as while he is bowing you you, you are both kneeling to ME! Bwahahahahaha!!!
No nard breath! It is you who kneel b4 me . . . wait…..that insult and that command should NOT be used together…I must be tired…damn..must stop making bad visualizations *SMACKS HEAD* get ….image….OUT!
Yes! Smite thyself, oh lowly gnat of a geek! Smite thyself for daring to question the Brain Guy! w00t!
*SMITES THEE*
How dare ..thee…thy….um..YOU question mine POWER and promescuity! no wait, that’s not the word I’m looking for…crap…umm..*SMITES THINE AGAIN!* I am LORD OF GEEK you are lowly geek mosquito who lives of the geekyness of others! SCI-FI HATER!
A) Get it together worm.
B) You can’t smite me. My AC is too high.
C) You are Lord of Geek, but I am Grand High Poobah!
D) I love Firefly, Star Trek, Aliens, etc. I am not a sci-fi hater. Thhhhpppptttt!!!
A) I have it together! quite well! Duct Tape!
B) You underestimate the powers of my SMITING!
C) Oh yeah, well what was your geektest score? i believe lower than MINE! http://www.geekgasm.net/mt-archives/000318.html#000318
D) You’ve told me you hate the genre, you only like some of the shows!!!!!!
Wait…I just got GEEKIER! the test has been updated! AND I AM EVEN MORE GODLIKE! I am as Gods!
http://www.geekgasm.net/mt-archives/000570.html
Get off my blog! Darn kids…
LOOK! It’s the old man who lives here! Fire the paint balls!!!!
SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT * SPLAT *SPLAT *
Come Son of Jor-El! Kneel Before Brain Guy!
So, Speaker and I had a merry little war of words at Solly & Natalie’s blogs. See, he fancies himself…
SOLLY! Natalie’s minding my business!!!!
Better make sure nothing bad happens to her, then. I remember the last blogger who failed at that…. it was, um, let’s just say she was top of our “Using Torture For Fun and Profit” class. Capiche?
But what if it’s an “Accident!?”
Then she’ll look at you with those cold, dark eyes and that pale, green face of hers and say: “Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!” *shudder*
But she doesn’t have cold dark eyes OR a pale green face….just red hair and what looks like a game boy advance???
That was from before her little episode in Rio. Scary stuff, that. Took nine surgeons two days just to get her put back together. She’s lucky she’s just got that pale, glowing tint to her skin. ‘cuz it’s not easy being green.
like kermit!? but kermit wouldnt’ hurt anyone, so why would kermatalie!?
I got 50, but that’s only ’cause I cheated.
I’m so ashamed.
*hangs head*