Why I Blog

So I can tell you about my talented daughter, who demonstrated her newly acquired ability to drink from the ice dispenser in the refrigerator door.

“It only took me 20 minutes to figure out how to stick my head in that little spot and still reach the button to turn it on.”

Yes, she goes to public school. Why do you ask?

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8 Responses to Why I Blog

  1. natalie says:

    She’s one-up on me – I got my face stuck in that little space. Until my husband came up behind me and said, “Natalie, you’re only stuck because you have your mouth wide open.” I was freed but, man! That was a scary half-hour.

    My mother always said I suffer from a unique brand of laziness in that I’ll use more energy trying to get out of doing things the right way than I would have spent doing it properly in the first place. That made me so proud.

  2. natalie says:

    Okay, I just tried it again…is she coming in at an angle with her chin up, so she’s kind of standing sideways? That’s what I’m trying to do and can *almost* push the sensor if I shove my tongue into the side of my cheek really hard.

    Forget it – I’m weirding myself out now. I’ll just use a glass.

    Or a straw! Yeah, if I can rig up a straw to stick out of there it’d be like a mini-drinking fountain…I am now prepared to delcare myself a genius, I am.

  3. Solonor says:

    Natalie E. Coyote. Supra-genius.

  4. Sunidesus says:

    Oh my goodness! That has me laughing so hard! (and Natalie’s comments too) 😀

  5. Jen says:

    *wipes soda off keyboard*

    tooo funny!!

  6. Pepperkat says:

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  7. Scott says:

    Solly, your daughter has an affliction, as evidenced by her comment above.

  8. jane says:

    that is rather impressive. i have a hard enough time drinking out of a glass.

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