So, Whiny the Elder wouldn’t get his butt out of bed in time for breakfast this morning…
ME: Aren’t you gonna be hungry? You need food.
WHINY: Bah! Food is for tiny, wussy people who say, “Ooh, I’m a tiny, wussy person. I need food.” Have you ever heard me say that?
ME: You just did.
WHINY: So hungry…