Author Archives: Solonor

Masters of Karaoke?

OK, so now I know what I’m not supposed to sing… I spent the better part of the weekend working on a cover of the Psychedelic Furs “The Ghost in You.” The music came out pretty good, but the vocals … Continue reading Continue reading

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Lawyer Man smash puny humans!

Marvel has just Disney-fied itself by suing the makers of City of Heroes because it allows players to create characters that look like trademarked Marvel heroes. Not only are they trying to cripple City of Heroes so that you’ll be … Continue reading Continue reading

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A country without a memory is a country of madmen

Oh, man! I really, really wanted to write about the similarities between this election and the one in 1800 (seriously), but someone beat me to it. I’m not saying that I suddenly agree with the Republicans and everything’s gonna be … Continue reading Continue reading

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Football: Week 10

Last week’s sorry spectacle was so horrific and upsetting that I completely forgot to post my week 9 football picks. And the election sucked, too! *badump-bump* 5-9. My first losing week. Good thing I don’t give a rat’s posterior, eh? … Continue reading Continue reading

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Just one more for old times sake

Remember the scene in Star Trek II where the dying Khan says, “From hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” before he pushes the button to blow every thing up? I … Continue reading Continue reading

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Energy Independence: One Hydrogen Pump At A Time

Shell Opens First Hydrogen Pump in D.C. Continue reading

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At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month…

In Flanders Fields In Flanders fields the poppies blowBetween the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the skyThe larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days agoWe lived, … Continue reading Continue reading

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No, we’re not old! Shaddap!

Uh, for those asking… we had him when we were, um… 12! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Me and my wife… Morgan Fairchild… whom I’ve seen naked… Continue reading

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Today, he becomes Whiny the Adult

Here’s something scary for ya. It only takes 18 years to go from this: To this: Happy birthday, son. Continue reading

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Prayer Request

Crap. I forgot that I was going to ask you for something before you received the subliminal message to join my zombie army listened to the previous tune! Um, while you still have your free will, can I ask you … Continue reading Continue reading

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