Author Archives: Solonor

Mission Accomplished, Assholes

Posted on March 11, 2004 by Solonor

If you ignorant terrorist bastards thought that by murdering a whole bunch of innocent people you’d get the populace to rise up, you were right. I cannot even remotely understand the mentality of a terrorist. I understand the passion for … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Just for the record…

Posted on March 11, 2004 by Solonor

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Thanks. I feel better now. Continue reading →

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Nation Building in Our Back Yard

Posted on March 10, 2004 by Solonor

Since we’ve let the genie out of the bottle and no longer have a problem with forcing regime change, I think it’s time to Invade Canada. Think of all the cool stuff (get it? “cool” stuff?) we could plunder. There’s… … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Put that out!

Posted on March 9, 2004 by Solonor

R-Rating Sought in Some Smoking Films Two words: oy and vey. Continue reading →

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Echoes of History

Posted on March 9, 2004 by Solonor

NPR : Walter Cronkite Fifty years ago today, one of the most influential news programs in television history aired. It was on CBS-TV, and produced by Fred Friendly and Edward R. Murrow. Part of the series See It Now, hosted … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I’m in the corollary zone!

Posted on March 9, 2004 by Solonor

Other kids’ games are all such a bore! They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score! Calvinball is better by far! It’s never the same! It’s always bizarre! You don’t need a team or a referee! You know that … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Something else from MegaCon

Posted on March 8, 2004 by Solonor

When wandering around trying to figure out when Whiny would emerge, V suggested that I go in and ask if anyone had seen a skinny, geeky looking kid with glasses, wearing all black… You’ll get it eventually. Continue reading →

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Words of Wisdom

Posted on March 8, 2004 by Solonor

“As my pappy would say, no use crying over spilled milk, it could have been whiskey.” – Maverick True enlightenment comes from television, grasshopper. Continue reading →

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Three Rules

Posted on March 7, 2004 by Solonor

This is the last Sunday Sermon I’ll do. I started out just intending to remind myself of what I thought I’d learned in church on Sunday… whether it was the meaning of life or just some stupid joke that somebody … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Oh, the jet-set life!

Posted on March 6, 2004 by Solonor

Today was one of those days that, if you were to follow us around, you would finally realize what swinging, uber-cool folk we be. Yeah. 5:30 AM – Got up and cursed at the alarm clock for setting itself to … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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