Author Archives: Solonor

Perhaps I’ll just stay in Kansas forever…

Posted on August 31, 2007 by Solonor

Who’s bright idea was it to put Labor Day weekend at the end of my business trip? You wouldn’t think that Wichita airport would have a security line longer than Orlando, would you? I mean, the building is just physically … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Seriously. What the hell were those bugs??

Posted on August 30, 2007 by Solonor

Hey, Toto, guess what? I’m not not in Kansas anymore! Ya know, I’ll bet Kansanians never get tired of hearing that line. Yet, I still wonder about the recent moves here to deport anyone who names their child “Dorothy” and … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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The Mind, She Wanders. Chapter CCLXIV.

Posted on August 22, 2007 by Solonor

I was listening to NPR this morning and heard a story about Belle Fourche, South Dakota, and their new monument for being the geographic center of the United States (counting Alaska and Hawaii, which I suppose we gotta, or they’re … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I am Azrael, the Angel of Death!

Posted on August 22, 2007 by Solonor

Did you know that of the three signs of the Apocalypse that are currently showing or being prepared to be shown to the unsuspecting theater-going public, two of them involve Jason Lee? Continue reading →

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Yes, I’m an April Winchell fanboy. Wanna fight about it?

Posted on August 20, 2007 by Solonor

My favoritest source of funny in the world, April Winchell, has just updated her site and stepped into the 20th Century. As a special treat, she also decided to update her mp3 library with a bunch of new crap and … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Pull my finger

Posted on August 17, 2007 by Solonor

I don’t know which is worse. The fact that I staggered to my desk and pre-caffeinated read the title of the last post as “I think I just FARTED a little…” or the fact that it’s the only thing I … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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I think I just fainted a little…

Posted on August 14, 2007 by Solonor

Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the same movie! *thud* [ via Stupid Evil Bastard ] Continue reading →

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Stardust

Posted on August 12, 2007 by Solonor

We went to see Stardust late last night, and it was fabulous. I doubt that it will be a huge blockbuster, but it already takes its place alongside The Princess Bride, Big Fish, and Willow as one of my favorite … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Hack!

Posted on August 10, 2007 by Solonor

At first, I thought it was funny. Here’s a friend sending me a goofy e-mail about being stuck in Nigeria and needing cash. Ha ha. Nice joke. So, I replied with a similar message about being in a South African … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Wednesday already??

Posted on August 8, 2007 by Solonor

Apparently, I exacerbated my hay fever or summer cold or whatever the hell on Saturday, because by Sunday morning, I felt like crap. So much so that the planned meeting of the minds on Sunday had to be cancelled. Bummer. … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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