Author Archives: Solonor

It’s not the heat…

Posted on August 4, 2007 by Solonor

…it’s the fucking heat! Either society needs to adopt a rule where we all stop mowing our lawns in August and just accept our neighbor’s hay field, or I need to be a bigger rebel and not give a crap … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Rants 'n' Whines | 6 Comments

What good are nukes if you can’t blow up a few shrines with ’em?

Posted on August 3, 2007 by Solonor

I know this shouldn’t bother me. It’s just random shit pouring out of the gaping maw of a doomed-to-failure presidential candidate. But when Tom Tancredo goes around saying that we should bomb Mecca and other Muslim holy sites, it makes … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Rants 'n' Whines | 2 Comments

Now with 25% more lame!

Posted on July 31, 2007 by Solonor

This year I love Who Wants to be a Super Hero? more than last year. It’s better, ‘cuz it’s dorkier. 🙂 Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 3 Comments

Binge responsibly

Posted on July 30, 2007 by Solonor

We went to see The Simpsons Movie on Saturday. I think we were all feeling a little wary about it. The show is ingrained in us–especially the kids. You have to remember, Whiny was barely 3 when the show started, … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in The Big Screen | 2 Comments

Gotta get a family hearing test…

Posted on July 24, 2007 by Solonor

I’ve never seen either of the Bourne movies before, so we’re going to watch them before the next one comes out. This led to the following conversation: ME: Hey, we’re gonna watch Bourne, you wanna join us? PEPPERKAT: What??? ME: … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 8 Comments

Soon you’ll be in jail, fighting the whores for cigarettes!

Posted on July 23, 2007 by Solonor

We went to see Hairspray last night. Wow. I haven’t laughed so much at a movie this year since Hot Fuzz. It is missing a little bit of John Waters’ twistedness–except for the brilliant opening number “Good Morning, Baltimore” in … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in The Big Screen | 2 Comments

It feels like a holiday

Posted on July 20, 2007 by Solonor

I got back from my road trip and decided to take today off, since I’m going to be in a mall reading the first chapter of a certain book to the assembled masses at midnight. Mrs. Rasreth (the only one … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 6 Comments

What’s that smell?

Posted on July 19, 2007 by Solonor

Somehow, despite my vow to never say I’d contribute to another team blog where my inherent laziness would eventually lead me to abandoning those who apparently care more about the project than I ever would, I and my torturously long … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Yo! Listen Up! | Comments Off on What’s that smell?

Well, that was fun…

Posted on July 16, 2007 by Solonor

I understand that when there is a thunderstorm there will be flight delays. So, please, don’t sit there and keep flashing that my plane is on time. It’s 10 minutes until scheduled departure, and I can see that it’s not … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Rants 'n' Whines | 2 Comments

Gottahava Wawa

Posted on July 15, 2007 by Solonor

I’m off to Philadelphia for the week. Actually, I doubt I’ll actually venture into the city this time…especially since the Phillies heard I was coming and scheduled themselves to be out of town. Bastidges. Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 2 Comments