Author Archives: Solonor

It’s the little things…

Posted on April 25, 2005 by Solonor

*ring* MRS: Hello? BOB: Hi. What are you doing? MRS: Uhhh… not much… BOB: Did you get my message? MRS: Huh? Oh! It’s you, Bob. I thought it was some sex chat line or something. BOB: Oh? So, you’re saying … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 5 Comments

Can’t we just open up a jungle theme park back there?

Posted on April 23, 2005 by Solonor

As previously reported, I hate yard work. Hate. It. It’s not just the work part, either. I hate the outdoors. I hate the sun. I hate the plants. I hate the bugs. I hate every blessed one of God’s creatures, … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Rants 'n' Whines | 10 Comments

And for what it’s worth…

Posted on April 22, 2005 by Solonor

Even when your teeth fall out Even when you cannot see Even when you have to shout To hear the crazy shit you say to me I’ll Be With You.mp3 Continue reading →

Posted in Tunes | 3 Comments

In case you were wondering…

Posted on April 21, 2005 by Solonor

Posting every day is for LOSERS! So there! *crawls back into his video games* Continue reading →

Posted in Yo! Listen Up! | 6 Comments

You bet your sweet Biffi

Posted on April 19, 2005 by Solonor

Not being a follower of all things Catholic, I missed out on Cardinal Biffi’s proclamation that the antichrist is walking among us. Among other things, Biffi said that he is a vegetarian who preaches the virtues of “pacifism, environmentalism and … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Strangeness | 3 Comments

Fun with Homonyms

Posted on April 18, 2005 by Solonor

WHINY (seeing the freshly cooked bird on the kitchen counter): Mmmm… I thought I smelled chicken. ME & MRS (at once): It’s turkey! WHINY: Mmmm… I thought I smelled fowl. ME & MRS (at once): Yes, you do. It must … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 5 Comments

If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean!

Posted on April 15, 2005 by Solonor

The Clown™ celebrates its 50th Anniversary today. Well, not the clown himself (he’s only 42), but it was 50 years ago that Ray Kroc opened up the first McDonald’s in Des Plaines, Illinois. I was one of the troops from … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Wouldya Lookit That! | 8 Comments

Movie Sign!

Posted on April 13, 2005 by Solonor

This may be the bestest comment game I’ve ever seen: Michele Agnew: One Degree of Separation How to Play: The first person chooses an actor. The next person must choose a film that has that actor in it. The following … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in The Big Screen | 16 Comments

Rest well, doc. Ya done good.

Posted on April 13, 2005 by Solonor

Maurice Hilleman, Master in Creating Vaccines, Dies at 85 The Man Who Saved Your Life – Maurice R. Hilleman – Developer of Vaccines for Mumps and Pandemic Flu The names Jenner, Pasteur, Salk and Sabin are likely to register with … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Forgotten Famous Folk | 2 Comments

Your Daily Health Tip

Posted on April 12, 2005 by Solonor

Apples. While they are advertised as being good for you, they will not, in fact, “keep the doctor away” if you try putting them into your lungs. So, remember kiddies, never attempt to drive down the road whilst eating an … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Posted in Life, the Universe and Everything | 3 Comments