Category Archives: Life, the Universe and Everything

Other evil overlords save up their demands for servitude, but not our Bill. No! Every week it’s something else. It’s like she’s this big egomaniac or something. Oh, wait, I forgot. She’s Canadian. That explains everything… Well, this week’s bit … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Picture your father and mother. Go ahead. Close your eyes and picture them. Now, picture them with their index and pinky fingers raised in a satanic salute, heads banging, bouncing in their seats, while they sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” with you, … Continue reading → Continue reading →

I’m excited, because tonight will be the first time I have sung with a full orchestra. They got fiddles and everything! I know a lot of you are either atheists or anti-church, but if you want to hear some nice … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Real Life Parents is a support blog for real moms with real issues. None of us were given a manual when we gave birth so we need all the help we can get. It’s for moms who work and keep … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Hey, has this ever happened to you? Like right after you pick on people and harrass them about getting old and achy and . . . um . . . old, you find yourself one second standing in the shower … Continue reading → Continue reading →

I am officially resigning from both the “Union of Dippy Astro Geeks” and the “I Can Take It, I’m From Maine Club,” since my first thought at 4:15am was: “Who the hell set the alarm that early?” My second thought … Continue reading → Continue reading →

What should a respectable mom get her 16-year-old for his birthday tomorrow? Well, in Whiny’s case, how about the Best of Beavis and Butthead 3-DVD set? She wrapped it like a book and told him she got him a new … Continue reading → Continue reading →

One of the best things about zipping about the blogiverse, leaving tidbits of crummy comments at everybody’s site, is that I daily find someone neat or geeky, fun or freaky. But it’s a little more rare to find someone with … Continue reading → Continue reading →

Taken from the pages of “How to Get Ahead (And Keep Them From Catching You)” by Solonor Rasreth, © 2002 D.U.H. Publishing, Inc.: When the vice president of your company asks you to read a book on leadership in order … Continue reading → Continue reading →

OK…one last entry before resumption of the slogfest known as my novel… Tonight, I went here and had this. Neen-er. Continue reading →