Category Archives: Strangeness

All Your Ox Is Belong To Us

Can barely type. Laughing too hard. If you haven’t seen the Bad FOTR Captions on this bootleg copy, swallow what you’re drinking and do so. [ via Society for Aesthetic Deletions ] Update: That link is, unfortunately, dead now. But … Continue reading Continue reading

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I Can’t Believe I’m This Bored

Thanks to Gnome-Girl: Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Gnome-Girl, I can amuse myself by seeing what’s the first thing that comes up on The Advertising Slogan Generator for everyone in my blogroll (in no particular order). Yes, dammit, I have no … Continue reading Continue reading

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Oh, The Impropriety

I must agree with the fine gentlemen at DiVERSiONZ. It is a tragic commentary on our youth that these incidents seem to happen every time I’m watching ESPN. Excuse me. For some reason, I have the strangest urge for the … Continue reading Continue reading

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AstroReferral

I keep getting hits from some place called astrofish.net, so I decided to check it out. Apparently, the Groovy Grove is now part of a Scorpio’s astrological prediction for this year. I’m a Cancer myself… ew, that didn’t sound right… Continue reading

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Hobson’s Choice

I’m torn. I need to make a horrible choice. Please, help me to decide. Do I laugh hysterically at Jason for being stuck in HTML hell for four days? Or do I send a Libyan hit squad after him for … Continue reading Continue reading

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Comment Tsunami

Run for the hills!! The two most prolific commenters in the world have discovered that neither one can stand not having the last word. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tracy is in da hizzouse… Continue reading

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Operation Desert Spam

The Register has a story about how “the US has launched a spam offensive in the hopes of persuading senior Iraqi officials to defect.” Here at Solonor.com, we have obtained a copy of the government’s spam of terror: Continue reading

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Spork Posse Off Da Hizzie Fo Sheezy

OK, so, like I’m having this conversation at this pink chick’s hizzouse about sporks and posse’s and stuff, when the discussion turns to whether it’s “hizzouse” or “hizzie”. And since I am so down with all that shiat, I impart … Continue reading Continue reading

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I Reckon

At the risk of simultaneously sounding too geeky to live and too useless to be a true geek, I have been struggling with creating a script to show the current date in Shire Reckoning, according to the scheme found at … Continue reading Continue reading

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In a hole in the ground there lived a Gungan

Jackson’s gone too far this time! Jaromir???* *Please, refer to this post before e-mailing me. [ via ***Dave ] Continue reading

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