The Register has a story about how “the US has launched a spam offensive in the hopes of persuading senior Iraqi officials to defect.”
Here at Solonor.com, we have obtained a copy of the government’s spam of terror:
IRAQI SCUM! I am MR HAKEEM AWE, the General manager of Equitorial Bank, Lagos branch and I wish to make you an urgent proposal of mutual benefit for you and I. It is also my resolve to import into my country, products at the successful conclusion of this business from you.
MAKE HER BEG FOR MORE! VIAGRA ONLINE.
Sorry, but I have a condition which causes me to involuntarily type 2000 Year old bread recipe actually helps you lose weight!
NO!!
Save up to 27% on Gas!! NOW!!
NO! NO! NO!
It make me type strange phrases I see in American e-mail systems. I am thinking many peoples are havening this disease. So, it is stuck in my brain that I must tell you of these 8 girls….ONE guy…see what happens!
*sigh* It is frustrating, but I believe there is a cure. You must believe me when I say this is no gimmick. Scientists have been studying this disease for many years. The only cure is to rid your land of the horrible dictator, Saddam Hussein, and Lose Weight, Grow Younger With Human Growth Hormone.
For it is only by this that you may TURN $55 INTO $1770+ PER MONTH…! Have not you had enough of this dictator’s brutal regime? Make money giving away free stuff! Yes, that one makes sense. We will be offering you much compensation and help.
Double The Speed of Your Computer! Again, with our help you can do this. Besides, think there’s no pornography on your computer? Think again. I implore you Get Paid to Shop! Get Paid to Eat Out! EASILY Lose Weight / Build Muscle / Reverse Aging! DO IT ALL NIGHT AND STAY HARD! GIVE HER A BIG SURPRISE! Make yourself bigger, new penis enlargement pill! KEEP HER MOANING ALL NIGHT! A NEW Breakthrough In Breast Enhancement!
The necessary paper works for this transaction will be done by me regarding my position and contacts with the banking industry in Nigeria. We only have to employ the services of an attorney who will draft a will and obtain all necessary documents and letters of administration in your favor for the transfer. The lawyer will not be a problem since he will be taken care of.
If this business interests you please contact me without delay, through my private fax line 234-1-7594728 or my email address: awenew@indiatimes.com as you obviously will agree with me, this transaction by it
Hehehehe. But there WAS NO COUP REGARDING THE VIAGRA SALES. PLEASE CONTACT ME AT EARLIEST TIME SO WE CAN START TRANSFER OF VIAGRA TO YOU.