Whatever you do, do NOT click on the happy little elf guy over on the right. Your fondest childhood memories of Christmas will be ground to a pulp and scattered across the fields of lost youth.
You have been warned.
Update: They’ve gone and identified the sick, twisted minds behind the cast of characters. Just click on one of the so-called “Contributors” to be taken to their home page. Frankly, I am apalled at the otherwise wholesome writers that have been sucked into this perverted den of iniquity. I always thought Gretchen was so sweet…
*sigh* I just had to do, I had to click on the little elf and now all my chrismas childhood memories are gone, crushed. Why? wh, did you ahev to lead me astray?
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It’s a world of the mafia style union rep over there!
Crushed…betrayed…led astray…befowled…forever marred…o wow is me….
Solonor, baby, it’s all about the Benjamins. These Christmas characters are gonna be a gold mine for me…
i knew all the years of having to drink table warm milk and stale cookies would finally turn santa into bastard. he needs to get laid or killed.