I despise making “hey, I’m not dead” posts. No, seriously. I really, really, really don’t want to waste your time with a post that apologizes for not posting and assuring you that I’m still alive just because I haven’t been willing or able to think of something to post.
Besides, if you wanted to know if I were dead, you would have called or e-mailed me. I promise that if I were dead, I would have put you on my “to be haunted” list.
So, instead of wasting your time with such nonsense, go watch this video of some old guys begging a hooker to leave her profession: