How do you do?

And now…
A rant…

I don’t know what the hell you people think I should do!
If you don’t tell me what to do I end up writeing these stupid rants! Jeeze!

Thank you.

You may now continue your regularly scheduled programming…

So, I’m walking down the street, and my friend walks up to me and says, “How do you do?”
Of course, I am quite confused.

How do I do what?

Feed purple alfalfa to rabid monkeys in public places?
Destroy the ecosystem with my mad experiments?
Keep so healthy while destroying my body with mind expanding drugs?
Get stoned, dress up like Cher, kill a man and then dump his lifeless body in the reservoir?

“Very well, thank you.”

And off we go on our separate ways.

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