In 1999, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for fileswapping. They promptly escaped from a maximum security penthouse to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the EFF, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a perceived copyright infringement, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the RIA-A-Team.
FACE: So, ah, why are we busting this parking lot attendant again?
HANNIBAL: Apparently, our current employer isn’t too keen on him trying to eek out a living selling used copies of Donnie and Marie CD’s dubbed in Spanish.
MURDOCK: Yeah, we gotta teach him a lesson.
B.A.: A lesson in PAIN! I pity da fool.
FACE: Did it ever occur to you that dressing up like cops and scaring the shit out of the old guy might be just a tad illegal?
MURDOCK: Are you serious? This guy’s a menace to society. Now help me with this night stick…
B.A.: Yeah. We’re gonna show the fool some piracy on his ASS!
HANNIBAL: I love it when a plan comes together.
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