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THIS comes in quite handy at the end of a long week.
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MANAGER: I keep getting these zip file attachments.
CABLEMAN: Don’t open them!
MANAGER: But they don’t do anything. See? *clicks attachment*
CABLEMAN: Aaaaaah!!
MANAGER: *continues clicking* I’ve been doing this for days. Nothing happens.
CABLEMAN: *walks over and unplugs PC from network*
I’ve avoided posting about this latest virus thingy. That’s because I assume that anyone who reads this blog is savvy enough to realize that if they get an official sounding e-mail from solonor.com telling them to open an attachment and key in a special password that:
1. It’s never a smart idea to open an unsolicited e-mail attachment without checking to see what the hell it is and if the sender really sent it.
2. They aren’t users of the “solonor.com e-mail system.”
3. C’mon. Think about it. Official? Solonor.com??
Always remember: If you get something from Solonor.com that sounds official, don’t bother opening it, because obviously the world has come to an end.
In our office, we regularly receive a box of goodies from Microsoft. Yes, we are a cog in the great MS machine, but who can resist free stuff?? When Sgt. Grump (who is the designated stuff inspector along with his duties as chief curmudgeon and annoying voice of reason) opened the latest package, he found a little utility called Tweakomatic.
Tweakomatic is a nifty little utility that does similar things to TweakUI in that it lets you configure Windows and Internet Explorer settings, but it provides a way to script the changes, so you can do it remotely. Oooooh. Aaaaah.
That’s not what I’m writing about.
The utility didn’t come with any documentation, so Grump gave it to Cableman (who is the designated “I’m not gonna try it. Let’s get Mikey!” along with his duties as chief hardware guru and MOHAA map maker). After installing it, they found a readme file from the team that invented Tweakomatic.
It is fricking hilarious. (Well, to me anyway.)
SOLONOR: My pet rock died. I overfed it.
CABLEMAN: I let mine get wet, and it became a Chia Pet.
SOLONOR: Then he started doing drugs. He was always stoned.
CABLEMAN: Mine joined a rock band. The Rolling Stones…
SOLONOR: After he got accidentally ground up, I nicknamed mine “Sandy.”
GRUMP: Mine was ground into cereal… Pebbles.
SOLONOR: I was always taking mine for granite…
Better still, on the way back to work I realized that this year’s birthday will make me the answer to life, the universe and everything! w00t!!
Try a pinch of stupidy.
UrbanOutfitters: Voting is for Old People Tee
Tell that to my son who’s pissed because he doesn’t turn 18 until 8 days after the election.
Like I always say, if you don’t vote you have no right to complain. And I’m a complainer.
[ via Chari ]
The most brilliant and Painfully Cool Shelli has added us to her This Is Your Blog roster:
I’m inclined to agree with Buzz when he says, “That’s more Solonor than any one person should have at a sitting!”
Thank you, Shelli. You’re now my favorite stalker. The rest of you will have to work hard to catch up after this!
In my little mini-rant about the commercialism of The Passion of the Christ, I was only partly sure that Mel had participated in the icky passtime of the selling of Jesus. I mean, he probably legitimately made the movie to fulfill a spiritual need of his own and to evangelize to the rest of the world. And you can’t really avoid commercialism when you’re trying to sell a movie. Right?
But, good grief, nail pendants and coffee mugs?
CBS News | If Anne Frank Only Knew …
If you think some members of the Left have been overzealous in equating George Bush with Hitler, you haven’t been to North Korea. According to a Dutch news team, the indoctrination of Korean children in to the anti-America cult has reached new levels of bizarre.
The journalists were allowed a rare visit in order to witness North Korea’s use of the most famous book out of Holland–The Diary of Anne Frank. What they found was a world where Anne’s struggle to survive in hiding from the Nazis has become the rallying cry for Korea’s youth to resist “American Nazis” and avoid her fate.
“For world peace, America will have to be destroyed,” adds another student. “Only then, will Anne’s wonderful dream of peace come true.”
Somehow, Anne’s words like “I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart” have been twisted into: “After reading this book, I had a hatred for the American imperialists.” and “As long as the warmonger Bush and the Nazi Americans live, who are worse than Hitler’s fascists, world peace will be impossible to achieve.”
Yikes! These kids have been hanging around the Democratic Underground too long!
Seriously, though, simply chuckling at the (to us) silly notion that our country is filled with concentration camps and is led by an evil dictator takes us off the hook in a way that we cannot afford. How can anything be more dangerous than a nuclear-armed and starving North Korea? And what are we doing about it?
The President needs to focus his attention to important things like this. Harping on gay marriages, morality in the media or hot new TV shows isn’t making me feel any safer.
And fruit flies like a banana.
I completely overlooked my site’s blogiversary, yesterday, poor thing. To make up for it, I’m taking it out for ice cream and cake. Maybe I’ll even get it a makeover (considering I haven’t changed it’s look since 1927).