OMG! You missed HEROES??

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Holy freaking hell! You missed HEROES??? Get thee online and watch the episode now.

I was afraid they’d wimp out and try to coax new folks along in a lame attempt to get more viewers. Instead, they launched full-force into a bazillion storylines. Kinda like, “If you don’t know what’s going on up until now, SCREW YOU! We’re having our own little comic book geek party with or without you!”

I don’t think this gives away anything crucial, but if you don’t want any spoilers at all, stop reading.

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Such simplicity, such elegance…such nonsense.

That quote from Jared Bernstein (Watching History Unfold) sums up my feelings about “supply side” economics (aka, “voodoo economics” as George H.W. Bush more honestly put it before he stuffed his integrity up his ass in order to get to be Reagan’s VP).

The thing is, it’s not exactly earth-shattering news to most sane people that the idea of giving tax breaks to the rich and removing as much regulation as possible would eventually put us back on the road to yet another boom and bust event.

After the Civil War, we went through this crap every 20 years.

We had them in 1873 after years of Republican rule and government-promoted speculative credit led to a series of bank failures.1

We had them in 1892 after Republicans cheated and stole the election of 1888. Their policies led to rampant speculation in the railroad industry and corporate takeovers, then bankruptcy and a massive credit crunch, more bank failures, unemployment, and a housing crisis.2

Sound familiar, yet?

The only exception was when Theodore Roosevelt was in the White House. A Republican in name only (he was the first President to call for universal health care), Roosevelt broke the cycle, but Republicans went right back to it with Harding, Coolidge and Hoover.

Then, of course, there was the Great Depression. Yet, another Republican-engineered failure of the economy thanks to their philosophy that giving money to the wealthy and propping up their buddies in huge corporations will somehow make us all rich. It works for a little while, but it always leads to a huge crash.

Now, maybe it’s simplistic to credit Franklin Roosevelt and the continuation of his policies and safeguards for working folks under Truman, Eisenhower3, Kennedy and Johnson with the avoidance of another one of these cycles, but isn’t it interesting how it’s all started back up again since we’ve had 25+ years of Reagan, Bush, Clinton4 and Bush?

The problem with history, though, is that only geeks like me pay any attention to it. 1873, 1893, 1929…pffft…we weren’t alive back then, man. How do we know what happened? Still, you would think that at least those who have never known a world without FDR’s Social Security, the FDIC, and the SEC might stop for a second when Bush appoints a do-nothing SEC chairman (one thing John McCain got right this past week, even if he fumbled the execution) and scores of Republicans (including McCain) call for putting Social Security into the stock market.

And now McCain wants to open up the health care system to free market forces.

Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.5

Yes, we all know how well that’s turned out.

Now, after years of listening to this crap, how free markets will save the world (if not the cheerleader), we have the fricking Secretary of the Treasury asking for $700 billion to give to his Wall Street buddies, no questions asked.

No. Seriously. No questions asked. That’s what the proposal says:

Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.6

And yet, Barack Obama is only a few percentage points ahead in the polls.

I keep remembering a line from Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis in a Saturday Night Live mock Presidential debate in 1988: “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy!”

It’s a pet peeve of mine to get pissed off when Republicans, lacking their own good examples and tiring of saying “Reagan, Reagan, Reagan” all day, turn to Roosevelt, Truman and Kennedy. Sarah Palin did it in her speech at the GOP convention by calling on the ghost of Harry Truman. Like they’d be soooo Republican today.

Bullshit.

60 years ago Harry Truman told us the unvarnished truth about the Republican philosophy. He might just as well have been stumping for Obama today:

“Today the forces of liberalism face a crisis. The people of the United States must make a choice between two ways of living–a decision, which will affect us the rest of our lives and our children and our grandchildren after us.

On the other side, there is the Wall Street way of life and politics. Trust the leader! Let big business take care of prices and profits! Measure all things by money! That is the philosophy of the masters of the Republican Party.

Well, I have been studying the Republican Party for over 12 years at close hand in the Capital of the United States. And by this time, I have discovered where the Republicans stand on most of the major issues.

Since they won’t tell you themselves, I am going to tell you.

They approve of the American farmer-but they are willing to help him go broke.

They stand four-square for the American home–but not for housing.

They are strong for labor–but they are stronger for restricting labor’s rights.

They favor a minimum wage–the smaller the minimum the better.

They endorse educational opportunity for all–but they won’t spend money for teachers or for schools.

They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine–for people who can afford them.

They approve of social security benefits-so much so that they took them away from almost a million people.

They favor the admission of displaced persons–but only within shameful racial and religious limitations.

They consider electric power a great blessing-but only when the private power companies get their rake-off.

They say TVA is wonderful–but we ought never to try it again.

They think the American standard of living is a fine thing–so long as it doesn’t spread to all the people.

And they admire the Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.

Now, my friends, that is the Wall Street Republican way of life. But there is another way–there is another way–the Democratic way, the way of the Democratic Party.

Of course, the Democratic Party is not perfect. Nobody ever said it was. But the Democratic Party believes in the people. It believes in freedom and progress, and it is fighting for its beliefs right now.

In the Democratic Party, you won’t find the kind of unity where everybody thinks what the boss tells him to think, and nothing else.

But you will find an overriding purpose to work for the good of mankind. And you will find a program–a concrete, realistic, and practical program that is worth believing in and fighting for.

Now, I call on all liberals and progressives to stand up and be counted for democracy in this great battle. I call on the old Farmer-Labor Party, the old Wisconsin Progressives, the Non-Partisan Leaguers, and the New Dealers to stand up and be counted in this fight.

This is one fight you must get in, and get in with every ounce of strength you have. After November 2d, it will be too late. It will do no good to change your mind on November 3d. The decision is right here and now.

Against us we have the best propaganda campaign that money can buy.

But we are bound to win–and we are going to win, because we are right! I am here to tell you that in this fight, the people are with us.

With a Democratic President and a Democratic Congress, you will have the right kind of unity in this country.

We will be unified once more on the great program of social advance, which the Democratic Party pioneered in 1933.

We will be unified behind a housing program.

We will be unified on the question of the rights of labor and collective bargaining.

We will be unified for the expansion of social security, the improvement of our educational system, and the expansion of medical aid.

Moreover, we will be unified in our efforts to preserve our prosperity and to spread its benefits equally to all groups in the Nation.

Now, my friends, with such unity as this, we can secure the blessings of freedom for ourselves and our children.

With such unity as this, we can fulfill our God-given responsibility in leading the world to a lasting peace.”7

Or more succinctly: “I wonder how many times you have to be hit on the head before you find out who’s hitting you? It’s about time that the people of America realized what the Republicans have been doing to them.”8

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Tee Vee…how I loveth thee!

I’m writing a long, rambling piece on how much things suck when Republican economic philosophy is let loose (duh), but I think I’d rather just say…

OMG! HEROES is back!!!!

http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/

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So true. Especially the bit about Florida.

I think they missed Missouri, which includes Kansas City’s awesome sauces and St. Louis’s BBQ pork steaks. Other than that, it’s right on.

[via Sassy]

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Time for some campaignin’

Who is that handsome hunk of half-elf getting kicked around by Obama and McCain near the end of this video anyway?

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I’ve been trying to restrain myself…

There’s something very odd about a crowd of people rabidly cheering someone telling them that their party sucks, isn’t there? When the parade of speakers at the Republican convention keeps harping on the “Washington crowd” and the awful, corrupt government that John McCain and Sarah Palin need to go down and clean up, is there no one with half a brain around to stop and say, “Um, haven’t you guys been in charge of the government for like, say, 8 years?”

McCain: “Let me offer an advance warning to the old, big spending, do nothing, me first, country second Washington crowd: change is coming.”

Crowd: “Yeah! Go get us! We suck!”

Palin: “I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities.”

Crowd: “Woo! Down with helping in the community!!”

Palin: “I told the Congress ‘thanks, but no thanks,’ for that Bridge to Nowhere.”

Crowd: “Yes!! What were Republican Senators thinking??”

If only there were a candidate who would put the country above politics. Someone who wouldn’t make choices based on what he needs to get elected versus what makes sense for the country.

What do you think, Karl Rove?

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Equal Opportunity Storm

Fay is bound and determined not to leave anyone out of receiving her buckets o’rain. The storm hit the Keys, then drenched South Florida, drowned the east coast, flooded Central Florida (that’s us), and is currently parked over Gainesville with storms pounding Orlando, Tallahassee and Jacksonville all at once. I guess Tampa didn’t get too much out of it, but even they are getting stuff from the feeder bands. Next stop: Pensacola.

We’re still getting hit here, but it’s nothing compared to what the Space Coast went through the last couple of days.

From Wunder Blog:

Fay has brought the Melbourne, Florida region its greatest single-storm rainfall on record. By 1 am EDT today (Aug 21), Fay had dumped 22.83″ of rain on Cape Canaveral. The previous rainfall record for a tropical cyclone in the region was set in 1950, when Hurricane King dumped 15.44″ of rain on Patrick Air Force Base near Cape Canaveral. Hurricane Wilma of 2005 holds third place–it dumped 13.26″ on Kennedy Space Center.

Fay is also one of Florida’s rainiest storms on record. According to Wikipedia and NOAA, the eleven rainiest Florida tropical cyclones of all time were:

Easy (1950) 38.70″ Yankeetown
Georges (1998) 38.46″ Munson
Unnamed (1941) 35.00″ Trenton
Dennis (1985) 25.56″ Homestead
TD 1A (1992) 25.00″ Arcadia Tower
Jeanne (1980) 24.98″ Key West
Dora (1964) 23.73″ Mayo
TD (1969) 23.40″ Havana
Unnamed (1924) 23.22″ Marco Island
Bob (1985) 21.50″ Everglades City
Alberto (1994) 21.38 Niceville

According to the latest public information statement from the NWS office in Melbourne, we have an unofficial public observation at Melbourne/Windover Farms (through 5 am 8/21/08) of 26.20″. If verified, that would make Fay the 4th rainiest Florida tropical cyclone on record.

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The Day After

Well, it’s done. Our little clan of Nortons is broken. Our Pepperkat is officially living away from home in another city.

Temporary? Probably. It’s only school, and she’ll definitely be back to visit. But knowing her ambition and drive, if she lives here again it will only be for a short time.

It’s not like she’s on the other side of the moon. Tallahassee is only about 4 hours away, depending on how many speeding tickets you’re willing to risk. And we’ve got cell phones and internets and stuff to keep us close (as I was typing this the phone rang…it was her, wondering where we stuffed her phone charger), but it’s not the same. Le sigh.

Anyway, the trip up there was fine. We were far to the west of Fay, so we didn’t have much rain at all. When we arrived at the dorm, the sun was shining, and it was hotter than hell. Got her all loaded up in the room (much less scary than the one they showed us during orientation), then took her out to supper. We kept finding excuses to hang around (we were still grocery shopping at 8:30), but eventually we got out of there and arrived home after 2:30am. Naturally, Venita had to work this morning… she left the house at 7am. Gah.

So, um, yeah. One kid down. The other kid planning on moving into an apartment this fall.

On the bright side… bleh. I’m too tired, and it’s raining too hard for a bright side. I’ll get back to the silly tomorrow.

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Mmm… sweetbreads…

Yay! A list! And a food list at that…

Via Karan, comes this meme about questionable foods.

The rules:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you

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Tropic Thunder (oy Fay…)

We went and saw Tropic Thunder Saturday night, and it was freaking hee-larious. If you’re not a big fan of the naughty words (and the fart jokes and the severed heads and the fake blood and the Tom Cruise), then it’s probably not your cuppa tea. (Actually, I take that back about the Tom Cruise. The mere fact that he did this raises him up several notches in my book.)

Meanwhile, here comes Fay! It’s currently scheduled to track right up I-75 all day Wednesday and be sitting right at the intersection of I-75 and I-10 at 8pm Wednesday night…which is exactly where we will be driving to and from taking Pepperkat to Tallahassee…

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