I got this yesterday, but I was waiting for permission to post pictures. I think they might be a little bit busy for reading e-mails right now…
We are happy to announce the arrival of our new daughter, Rachael Ashley. Born January 23, 2003 at 3:05 am. She was 7 pounds 10 ounces and 20.5 inches long.
Congratulations Dean and Marianne!
I know it’s not rational. I know it’s not right.
The thinking side of my brain is still waiting for Bush (who I think is a puppet-like moron of the lowest order) to show us the specific evidence on Iraq that he’s been harping about for months but never quite gets around to detailing.
The thinking side of my brain is getting its ass kicked by this: Iraqis Call Shuttle Disaster God’s Vengeance.
You can keep track of the developments at Spaceflight Now. Right now, they seem to have a radar image showing the debris.
No word on any injuries or property damage. I am praying that no one got hurt and that anyone finding this stuff will leave it alone.
I noticed a lot of people have been putting quotes on their blogs from their fans. Some even have a nice little random quote generator to display them. So, I thought, “What the hell. I’ll ask my friends to come up with some quotes for me.” Here’s what they came up with:
“Leave me alone.” – Sgt. Grump
“What a blogwhore!” – Gnome-Girl
“You’ve got questions? We’ve got answers!” – Ric the Schmuck
“Yeah, enough tequila, I’d do him.” – Michele
“Yeah, enough tequila, I’d do him.” – wKen
“You’re not asking me, are you? It’s because I’m…you know…” – JustAGirl
“Bite me, jerk!” – Statia
“Solonor. That’s a girl’s name.” – Domino
“I’ll tell you where you can stick that microphone.” – Sekimori
“Funnier than Dave Barry… Hey! Who the f*ck wrote this?” – Dave Barry
“Better than a benefit mudbog at polecat hollow!” – Cableman
“Eyes up here, mister!” – Da Goddess
“Dad, stop spending my allowance on Robyn!” – Pepperkat
“Dad, stop spending my allowance on Robyn!” – Kat
“Dad, stop spending my college money on Robyn.” – Theresa
“Keep the presents coming, bub, and no one will find out about your little secret.” – Robyn
“Isn’t he dead?” – Bigwig
“60 points.” – Laurence
“More Wil Wheaton than you.” – D
“I turned him into a newt!” – Muse
“At least the little snozberry can frickin’ count!” – Mr. Gretchen
“It’s like my site. Only less hairy.” – Dave
“It’s like my site. Only bad.” – Jack
“I kept giving him the finger, but he wouldn’t leave!” – -e-
“A model patient. When he wants to be.” – Crazy Tracy
“Braaaains!” – Hoopty
“He stole my crazy act. Bread and I will deal with him later.” – Geekman
“I hate this fucking shit. Grow up, mate.” – Mordant
“Just not pink enough.” – Christine of Colormepink!
“Just not nude enough. Thank God.” – Kat
“Funny. Like PMS.” – Christine of Big Pink Cookies
“It’s BEAR. B-E-A-R. Not BEER! Go away.” – NZ Bear
“Did somebody say cookies and beer?” – Dragonleg
“So evil, a goose must have made it.” – Brian Kane
“Well, he’s no hobbit.” – Andrea
“What am I? Chopped liver?” – Bill
“I’ll be back.” – Dick
Maybe Mike Rotch is hanging out (sorry) with the guys at The Funny Name Server. (Of course, I stole that one from Bart Simpson.)
[ via Robyn ]
Wicked! Alan Smithee has a favorites list on YMDB, too!
For those who don’t know his works, here is a web site devoted to The Films of Alan Smithee.
It’s Friday. I don’t feel like working. I feel like picking on people who don’t deserve it. If I haven’t gotten to you yet, please, be patient. Solly loves you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
My Barmaid! Make it Guinness next round, okay?
The Patron Saint of the Internet!
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The Dark Mistress of the Blogosphere!
The Gray Panther of the Internet! OK, so I am dead for that one, but read the post first.
The Man-Finder of the Web! Sorry, she prefers Your Source of Hot Man-Fur on the Web!
The Fred Sanford of the Blogisphere!
The Engineer of the World Wide Web!
The Romantic of the Blogonetasphere!
The Wart-That-Looks-Like-Elvis of the Blogosphere!
The Steve Miller of the Blogiverse!
The Busby Berkeley of the Internet!
The New President of the Shania Twain Fan Club
The Bawls of the Blogosphere! It’s a hyper-caffeinated drink, Maria. Really. Not that you still won’t kill me.
The Ninja Monkey of the Blogisphere!
The Trompe L’Oeil of the Internet!
The Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether or Michelle Pfeiffer of the Web!
I finally signed up on IMDb’s Your Movie Database. So, if you want to see just how typical I really am, here is my Top 20 Movies List. It’s a geeky, Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda love-fest!
