Spot the Looney

I’m excited, because tonight will be the first time I have sung with a full orchestra. They got fiddles and everything!

I know a lot of you are either atheists or anti-church, but if you want to hear some nice musak, the Mrs and I are singing at the Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church on Saturday in a community Thanksgiving service of music. They stream three services live on the Internet at 8:30, 9:50 and 11am. Plus, you can go back at look at them in archive (and fast-forward to the parts you want…heh heh).

After resting from that, we’re taking Pepperkat and her friend to supper and the new Harry Potter movie. Then, it’s chocolate fondue at The Melting Pot. Yum!

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Happy Birthday, Demon Child!

Well, it’s the other one’s turn, now. Yes, it’s time for Pepperkat to officially turn into a teenager (though I could have sworn that happened about five years ago…)

As I was going through old pics, I kept noticing how they kept alternating between Angel and Devil. I’m not sure, but I think both Emily and her Evil Twin™ has been staying with us all these years. The evil one just shaved off the goatee.

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Look at those blue eyes... Evil gnome stalks her prey Want some? I am the coolest. Wanted. One superstar babe with attitude. Mmmmonkey? I said I want to see the parade NOW! Dancing is my life. Aaaaaah! That is my angel.

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Fame! What’s Your Name?

It just ain’t right that someone has to ask to be made famous. It should just come to him naturally. But, since it hasn’t, here’s a plug for cooties. It’s the little things…

Mike needs to be famous… and fast.

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Real Life Parents

Real Life Parents is a support blog for real moms with real issues. None of us were given a manual when we gave birth so we need all the help we can get.

It’s for moms who work and keep the home, moms in need of advice, moms who cook at least 3 meals a week out of the microwave and frozen pizza. Moms who raise their kids their way and just need a place to vent and make friends.

Dad’s are welcome too!

Sorry for the lifted text, but you said it best.

[ via Kat ]

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Small-Scale Justice Served Here

Hey, has this ever happened to you? Like right after you pick on people and harrass them about getting old and achy and . . . um . . . old, you find yourself one second standing in the shower and the next splayed out on the bath tub floor like the victim of a shotgun blast in a mob hit–with one leg draped over the side, one twisted in an unnatural position toward the drain, and your (ow) frickin’ hand jammed into the soap dish where you tried to catch yourself?

Me neither…

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Whining 101

“There is purpose in pain,
Otherwise it were devilish.” – Lord Lytton

It hurts my heart not to be in this week’s Sir Bigwig doth leave me agape at the roadside, whilst the parade of paramount pundits produce prose more perfect and plenty than my paltry pen could provide. Period.

You just wait, cruel world, I shall soon return to the light–the sword of silliness in my left hand and the shield of insanity in my right. I shall be a force unstoppable by the mundane masses, unyielding in my quest to prove to the entire world that Solonor Rasreth is a force to be reckoned with. I reckon.

Until then, go read the other guys, wouldya? Thanks.

Update: This is my Emily Litella impression.

‘twould seem it were all a horrible nightmare. Apparently, there was a gap in tapes where my post should have been. It’s all better now. Those responsible have been sacked.

It was a pretty good pout though, I thought.

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Um, Aren’t You Dead?

Finally this evening, before returning to Nanomania, this sad, yet fascinating site: Famous Deaths – Week In Review. Appropriate, considering the passage of Our Man Flint. *sniff*

[ via Dragonleg ]

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No Wonton Soup for You!

Of course, I am Banned in China (wait for it to come up; it takes a couple of minutes). Why else do you think I have this outrageous accent, son of a silly person!

[ via Belligerent Bunny Blog ]

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Keeping America Safe From Zombies

Getting caught up on neato things I saw this weekend. So, ladies and gentleghouls, I bring you The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. I wish I had time to be this thoroughly insane…

[ via Dick ]

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Catch a falling star, my ass!

I am officially resigning from both the “Union of Dippy Astro Geeks” and the “I Can Take It, I’m From Maine Club,” since my first thought at 4:15am was: “Who the hell set the alarm that early?”

My second thought was: “I should go watch the Leonids.” Hey, I used to get up every morning for months at a time and try to start a car, in the dark, in the snow, at 20-below-zero. How bad could this be?

My third thought was drowned out by snoring.

Wimp.

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