Mmmm… monkey merlot…

The day after Christmas, my brother and I went out to the grocery store to pick up a couple of things for the evening meal. We veered a little off the list and picked up a couple of bottles of wine. That night, we cracked open a bottle that we bought simply for the monkeys on the label (which we dubbed “monkey merlot”) and tried to record a couple of songs.

I knew my brother was learning how to play the guitar, but I haven’t heard him sing since he was like 5 years old. So, when he sent me a scratchy recording of himself that he made with a broken headset mic, I was shocked. He sounds like some old country blues singer.

We sat down late that night and goofed around with my recording equipment and put down a couple of tunes. One of them is Johnny Horton’s “Whispering Pines”.

Whispering Pines.mp3

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One last Christmas story…

I have divulged our goofy “Eve” traditions in the past (Christmas Eve eating junk food supper in the car while driving around looking at lights; New Year’s Eve going to a midnight movie…in one year and out the other). So, I thought I’d let you know that the Christmas menu this year included guacamole Doritos, Pemican beef jerky, Twizzlers, cream soda, crumb cake, Frito scoops, Reese’s Pieces, and an Oscar Meyer snack pack with crackers, cheese and a ham-like substance. (Most of which were tried in various disgusting combinations by my couth daughter.) The New Year’s Eve movie will be King Kong.

Because I knew your 2005 wouldn’t be complete without knowing these things.

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Christsmas. That’s a wrap. Get it? Christmas..wrap? Never mind.

Christmas has come and gone again, and now it’s back to the salt mines for the lot of ye. Well… not quite…

I am presently in my own salt mine, and I can hear the echo of my voice bouncing off the lonely walls of the deserted cave. There’s nobody here, and I’m pretty much soloing it for the rest of the week while everyone else uses up their vacation time. Sweeeeet. Maybe I can get some work done!

Hopefully, Santa brought you all some wicked nifty toys. Far be it from me to glorify the commercial aspect of Christmas… but hey look what I got!

I got the new book by Doris Kearns Goodwin (presidential historian), Team of Rivals, and the new Sims-like movie studio game, The Movies. I also got a personal coffee maker for my office (so I can brew my Earl Grey when those bastidges have the nerve to make coffee) and a set of Lord of the Rings Minimates for my desk. All extremely cool stuff and not geeky at all. Nope.

Anyway, it was a fun Christmas, because (in addition to me) we had three little kiddos (ages 2, 6 and 8). My brother was down from Philly, and they spent Christmas Eve with us. It was very cool to have excited little ones around on Christmas morning. Pepperkat had so much fun, she said she’s reconsidered her stand on never having kids (she’d like to rent a couple for holidays, at least).

Hope your holiday was merry and bright and that Santa brought you tons of loot!

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Happy Holidays… all twelve bazillion of ’em!

To my Christian friends: Merry Christmas!! (and also St. Stephen’s Day and St. John the Evangelist’s Day and Childermas)

To my British/Canadian friends: Happy Boxing Day!

To my Jewish friends: Happy Hanukkah!

To my Islamic friends: Hajj is coming up! Safe travels!

To my Wiccan,

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Last chance for government-issue blindfolds!

Dear FTC,

I realize that it may be confusing you to have so many holidays happen right around the same time. Yes, it is the season for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and several other Yule celebrations. However, the last time I checked, April Fool’s Day was in, um, April.

Thank you for the laugh this morning, though. I truly appreciated it.

Your friend,
Solonor

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Merry Fricking Christmas

Johnny Be Gone

Yes, Johnny Damon is now a Yankee. (One of the best lines I saw on it was “Jesus Shaves”.) About the only silver lining I see is that now a bunch of rabid Yankee fans who hate Damon will have to suck it up and love him. Heh.

Bah, humbug.

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I am in heaven…

By day, they are humble delivery monkeys, using their renovated short bus and their prehensile tails to carry packages to the unsuspecting masses.

By night, they are Carl and Phil: Monkey Ninjas!

[ via Speaker ]

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Christmas Tour ’05

It never fails. If it’s Christmas time, then I must go out of town.

At least, this time it’s a quick trip… up to Boston (Natick, actually) and back. I’m only spending tonight there, but have meetings all afternoon today, possibly this evening, and all day tomorrow. Just long enough to be gone, but not long enough to visit with anyone outside work. Sigh.

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Aslan is on the move!

We went to see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe at a very late showing on Friday night (got home around 2am). It was very nicely done. I think it will be one of those movies that kids will watch for many years in the future, even though it’s no Harry Potter.

I don’t mean that in a “omg, it sucked compared to Potter” way. Part of the problem with Narnia is that it’s a distant memory for most readers (if they read it at all), while we’re right in the thick of Harry Potter mania. [Full disclosure: I never finished Narnia. My recollections of it come from the BBC tv series years ago.]

But one thing everyone needs to remember is that it is a children’s book. It is not The Lord of the Rings. Any negative reviews I have seen of the movie seem to center on the fact that it wasn’t as deep or rich as Tolkien’s work. Well duh! It’s not supposed to be. It’s got fricking Santa Claus in it, for crying out loud!

Yes, C.S. Lewis did try to make a Christian allegory out of it (sort of… Lewis said it wasn’t allegory, because Aslan did not represent Jesus but “…he is an invention giving an imaginary answer to the question, ‘What might Christ become like if there really were a world like Narnia and He chose to be incarnate and die and rise again in that world as He actually has done in ours?’ This is not allegory at all.” Picky, picky.) However, it never goes very deep into the characters. They are all pretty much black-and-white, good or evil. In fact, one of the best things about this movie version is that it gives a little more depth to Edmund, instead of just making him a greedy little so-and-so who’d rat out his siblings for Turkish Delight.

Anyway, forgetting all that hullabaloo, it’s a very good movie with some pretty powerful scenes. I especially liked the sequence where Lucy meets Mr. Tumnus, the faun, and the Stone Table scene (of which I will not speak, lest ye be spoiled). And Tilda Swinton was deliciously evil as the White Witch. The special effects were magical, as expected, and the producers kept from straying into some sort of modern version of the story (that may be due to the fact that Douglas Gresham, Lewis’ stepson, was a co-producer).

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Where’s Linus when you need him?

For the first time since I started going to church, Christmas falls on a Sunday this year. We’re gonna have a late breakfast at church and an informal service at 11. I’m thinking, “Hey, this is kinda cool! Gives a little extra jazz to Christmas.”

Well, apparently, some of the “megachurches” don’t see it that way. If they can’t have their full complement of 20,000 paying customers worshippers, then everyone can just stay home.

When Christmas Falls on Sunday, Megachurches Take the Day Off

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