BBWAA: Baseball Writers Are Airheads

Or big meanies.

Since there’s no objective, statistical criteria for induction into baseball’s Hall of Fame (which is odd, since baseball is a game that lives by stats), there is no other conclusion as to why they chose to skip over Jim Rice…again! (Personally, every time I hear his name, I hear my dad yelling, “Oh [expletive]! Here comes Mister Double Play again!”, but that’s beside the point.)

They chose Bruce Sutter, instead of the scariest relief pitcher ever: Goose Gossage.

Um. No.

It’s not bad enough that Sutter is a faint shadow of Gossage (the only 2 relievers who I can think of that might have been better than Gossage were Eckersley and Fingers, already HoF members), but to have Sutter as the only pick when you have a list that includes Rice, Gossage, Bert Blyleven, Andre Dawson, Alan Trammell… that’s just silly.

Who should have gotten in? Well, according to the Hall of Fame Career Standards test, Blyleven is the only one with the score of 50 that supposedly designates an “average” hall-of-famer.

Of the top 200 hitters, the highest ranking eligible player who isn’t in (not counting the banned Pete Rose or the pre-1901 players) is “Indian Bob” Johnson. He is followed by Ted Simmons (who for some dumb reason didn’t get enough votes to stay on the ballot after his first appearance in 1994), Andre Dawson, Dwight Evans (a personal favorite, eliminated in 1999), then Rice. None of them have the score of 50 needed to be the “average Hall of Famer”, but they rank higher than Ryne Sandberg, Gary Carter, Tony Perez, Kirby Puckett, and a host of others.

I don’t know what to do with the relievers. You can’t count saves, because the value of the save is different now than it was through history, and it never really mattered that much to begin with. If saves were that important, then Lee Smith, the all-time leader, should be a lock. But saves are not the be-all-and-end-all of pitching. There have been tons of different attempts to come up with some other way to rank relievers, and at least one of them agrees with me that Gossage is the best and that Sutter belongs behind the likes of Smith, Dan Quisenberry (eliminated in 1996), Kent Tekulve (eliminated in 1995), Tom Henke (eliminated in 2001), Doug Jones (eliminated this year), John Wetteland (eliminated this year), and Sparky Lyle (eliminated in 1991).

In any case, while I’m not terribly offended by the election of Bruce Sutter to the Hall of Fame, it really is just plain mean to leave off Blyleven, Dawson, Rice and Gossage.

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Come out, come out, wherever you are…

This is the week where all you little readers who never comment come crawling out of your hidey holes to step up to the blog microphone and say, “boo!”.

According to Paper Napkin, this is International Blog De-Lurking Week.

(Actually, I added the “international” ‘cuz this is big and the “blog” ‘cuz it’s meant for blogs, but if you wanna go ahead and expose yourselves, metaphorically speaking, in other venues, then go for it!)

Remember, if you don’t comment, you’re letting the terrorists win.

[ via that other bastard named Les ]

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Four more

Additional questions from Scott via Dave:

Four albums you can

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Why does Pat Robertson hate God?

Robertson suggests God smote Sharon

He also pointed out that fires, volcanoes, avalanches, tsunami, earthquakes, landslides, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts, plagues and the cancellation of Lassie in 1971 were all God’s handiwork. Robertson vowed to continue the fight against God’s “marketing hype” as a loving entity.

“He wants you to believe that His goal is to help us deal with these ‘natural’ disasters by teaching us to love one another,” Robertson said. “But I know his real agenda is the total extermination of the human race! And I won’t stop until everyone knows it!”

Jesus could not be reached for comment.

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I thought I was more chaotic than neutral…

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Bard Mage
Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered ‘normal’.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
Secondary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
Deity:
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma’s symbol is a scroll.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

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Four

Yeah, it’s a meme. So? Ya wanna make something of it? Huh? Punk. Do ya?

I didn’t think so.

Four jobs you

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Can I get a yeehaw?

Oh yah… finally finished the other song me and my brother, Scott, were goofing around with at Christmas. It’s an oooold song by Clarence Williams.

My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It.mp3

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Get up, come on get down with the geekness!

I understand and accept my geekitude by doing goofy things like running a fantasy computer baseball league, ranking Dr. Demento songs, creating Oscar do-over polls, cataloguing banned books, etc., but every once in a while, it’s nice to wander around someone else’s uber-geeky project. So, this morning I jumped off from a link that Sgt. Grump sent me to wander through the world of the true Star Trek geek.

To begin with, he wanted me to see the part of Scifimatter, the Science Fiction and Fantasy and RPG Directory, that listed the indie and fan films. We’ve been taken with Star Trek: New Voyages (even before they got Walter Koenig to play Chekov in their latest episode), but I really didn’t know there were so many others out there! Star Trek: Intrepid has a pretty good trailer and a list of other Star Trek fan films in various states of production.

I wandered around Scifimatter some more and found a link to LCARS: Adge’s Star Trek Media Site. Egad! From the graphics of the tv show has sprung a buttload of sites dedicated to LCARS. You can visit the LCARS Computer Network, download all the flash goodies, download an LCARS Terminal Emulator, and there’s even an LCARS Standards Development Board.

But, of course, once the internets has you in its tentacles, you find yourself drawn down other paths. So, whilst looking at the Star Trek junk, I saw where Patrick Stewart said that the next X-Men film will be the “best of the three”. Which, of course, got me headed down comic book road…

I watched the X3 teaser trailer again (yes, I stepped through it frame-by-frame), checked out the IMDb entry (Kelsey Grammar as Beast?? WTF???), and the official website, and more than one fan site (Psylocke is in? w00t!). Then, I wandered about and picked up some Spider-Man 3 news and watched the trailer for V for Vendetta (Natalie Portman buzzcut!), and found a nifty site that has news of all Comic Book Movies.

I think my geek-o-meter is full.

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Buh-bye, 2005

I started to do a list of blog highlights for 2005, but this was the year when I pretty much gave up blogging anything of substance. The blog went back to its roots of being a brain dump of links and random thoughts, blogged whenever the hell I felt like it, rather than on any kind of regular schedule.

I hope y’all had a peachy New Year celebration. We did our usual midnight movie (though this year we timed it to end after midnight rather than starting it just before midnight). Kong was ok (review to follow), but it didn’t have the “aren’t we cool, going to a movie while the world is busy watching some dumb crystal ball slide slowly down a pole?” feel to it. Oh well.

King Kong was pretty nifty, but I think it’s more about Peter Jackson getting a free pass to do whatever the hell he wanted after Lord of the Rings. It was way longer than it needed to be, and suffered from the dilemma of recreating a classic film without doing the exact same movie. I was never a huge Kong fan to begin with, but he did a pretty good job.

Technically, it was brilliant. The cgi 1930’s New York was awesome (even more so than the monkey). The acting was ok. Even though I love Jack Black, I was afraid he’d be too goofy for this, and he bordered on it, but I actually found him to be one of the most entertaining parts of the film. Naomi Watts was excellent in her role as Ann Darrow. The rest of the cast was pretty good, too. I especially liked Kyle Chandler as the preening movie star, Bruce Baxter, and it was fun to watch Andy Serkis play Lumpy, the ship’s cook.

Again, my main problem with the movie is Jackson’s tendency to overdramatize things with slow-mo and to s-t-r-e-t-c-h everything out. There are a couple of places here where it feels like the neverending ending to Return of the King. (Learn to edit, man!) But it was a worthy waste of time and money and a good way to pass through the imaginary time barrier between years.

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Stay Demented!

It’s that time of year again! Time to delight in the deliciously daffy domain of Dr. Demento!!

(In case you’re new here, this is where I update my list of the Top 100 (or so) Demented Hits (from Funny 25’s).)

This year, each of the all-time top 5 showed up in the annual countdown, with “Fish Heads” making a slight gain on the top spot held by “Dead Puppies”. Dana Lyons and “Cows With Guns” moved up from number 19 to a tie at 18 with the old Benny Bell standard, “Shaving Cream”. Camille West’s “Viagra in the Waters” jumped 2 spots from 24 to 22, leapfrogging Monty Python (“Spam”) and Abbott and Costello (“Who’s On First?”). And the two new songs on the chart are the number 1 and 2 songs from this year, “Inner Voice” by Sudden Death and “Army Careers” by The Frantics.

The biggest shock (to me) was that this was the first countdown since 1991 that contained no Weird Al Yankovic. In fact, it’s only the second time this has happened since he first appeared in 1979 with “My Bologna”.

Hey kids! If you want to listen to Dr. Demento, you no longer have to live within radio range or find a radio website that broadcasts it. They are now streaming the shows at DrDemento.com!

Here are the 2005 Funny 25 (with more obsessive-compulsive linky goodness added):

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